Forum Overview :: Holy Invasion of Privacy, Badman!

I'm pretty sure I only attempted suicide once. by Jerry Whorebach 04/08/2009, 9:16pm PDT Yes I did reach out to bombMexico first and yes he wasn't very helpful but that's all in the past now. I'm working on a new screenplay that I'm sure is going to put me back on top. It is about a "black dick" (african-american private investigator) who is hired to investigate the disappearance of some priceless "white chicks" (albino hatchlings) from a farm. Along the way he uses his "black dick" (throbbing nigger cock) to plough some "white chicks" (horny cracker bitches). I call it "Shaft II". SAMPLE DIALOGUE MLK-68 Electric Milking Machine: *robot voice* I-HAVE A-DREAM. *sexy robot voice* TO EX-TRACT YOUR-CREAM. The role of the MLK-68 could be played by my PC speakers. So you see this works out nicely for everyone.

So, Jerry, do you feel your privacy was invaded? NT by Hmmmmmmm? 04/08/2009, 10:59am PDT     BM revealed his crappy suicide attempts on the front page. by Quétinbec 04/08/2009, 5:31pm PDT         His explanation better contain the words "Coffee Shop" and "I was at" by or there'll be HECK to pay. 04/08/2009, 6:35pm PDT         I'm pretty sure I only attempted suicide once. by Jerry Whorebach 04/08/2009, 9:16pm PDT             What's this jokey shit!? by Quétinbec 04/09/2009, 5:59pm PDT                 I had a cold :( by Jerry Whorebach 04/09/2009, 6:41pm PDT             I'm also annoyed! Dammit! by Fussbett 04/09/2009, 6:27pm PDT                 I actually did take the license test, twice because I failed the first time. by Jerry Whorebach 04/09/2009, 7:09pm PDT                     Sickly, fat, frightened, AND green! NT by Quétinbec 04/09/2009, 9:18pm PDT                 I like all the namedropping im getting, less so the context :( by bombMexico 04/09/2009, 10:20pm PDT                     Nice job building a dragonmaster's maze of confusion to hide my awesome joke in. by Jerry Whorebach 04/09/2009, 11:26pm PDT                         This joke doesn't EVEN make sense if you consider jsoh a valuable contributor by bombMexico 04/10/2009, 12:04am PDT                             No one is trolled by Jso more. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 1:11am PDT                                 Than . . . me? Really? NT by laudablepuss 04/10/2009, 8:46am PDT                                     Was I replying to you? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 9:41am PDT                                         Let's cut to the chase: who does jsoh troll the most IN YOUR OPINION NT by laudablepuss 04/10/2009, 10:02am PDT                                             Hm that's a good question welp I've thought about it and I have decided that the NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 10:16am PDT                         Just a hint of the miscommunication that could happen in a coffee shop. Never g NT by Fussbett 04/10/2009, 12:04am PDT                         Jsoh is like the cuts on the Cable album that aren't singles. NT by Fullofkittens 04/10/2009, 3:51am PDT                             it is "a double" album NT by gruman 04/10/2009, 3:55am PDT                                 Not a "double album" or a "double" album, but "a double" album. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 4:10am PDT                             Not everyone is able to properly appreciate the Jso. O_O by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 4:11am PDT                                 So he's more like a producer for your singles. Your Bob Rcok. Your Mutt Lnage. NT by Fussbett 04/10/2009, 4:25am PDT                                     Not exactly. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 4:34am PDT                                 Re: Not everyone is able to properly appreciate the Jso. O_O by bombMexico 04/10/2009, 5:22am PDT                                     Also Jso is smarter than you (that ain't good). :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 6:03am PDT                                         And that's in spite of poverty, CO2, shame, retardation by and whatnot 04/10/2009, 10:36am PDT                                             Exactly, boy this is really looking bad for bm. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 10:42am PDT                                             CO2, scourge of mankind. NT by Mischief Maker 04/10/2009, 11:13am PDT                                                 Mank and ind. PS look he is a retard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 12:40pm PDT                                             CO. MONoxide. Not DIoxide. NT by Weyoun Airbender 04/10/2009, 11:43am PDT                                                 Sassy used to do science. *sigh* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 5:20pm PDT                                                     Sucking dick in a lab coat does not count by Entropy Stew 04/10/2009, 7:15pm PDT                                                         The other scientists did not approve of her methods. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/11/2009, 3:42am PDT                                                             They read about her results.. IN SCHOLARLY JOURNALS NT by Ray of Light 04/11/2009, 1:37pm PDT                                                                 With the pages stuck together. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/11/2009, 1:50pm PDT                                                                 Dr. Quim, Medicine Woman NT by Entropy Stew 04/11/2009, 2:23pm PDT                                                     She did? Not unless it was the science of leg scabs. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/11/2009, 3:41am PDT