Caltrops - Holy Invasion of Privacy, Badman!





	[quote name="bombMexico"]Ok first off, Jesus Christ. The parts of my sensational tell all that were obviously made up are still made up. Me and Jerry have been having a fun little contest to see who could convince the most people he was actively trying to kill himself. Like everything else in his life, Jerry is failing at this, or maybe i'm just really <a href="http://caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=100272">awesome</a> <a href="http://caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=100268">at</a> <a href="http://caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=100426">it?</a> Now the previous sentance again except without me making things up - The last conversation (that i remember? this may be my downfall) over Live i had with Jerry consisted of me saying...something... about him using cinder block water wings to throw himself in the river, which he responded to by informing me they were called 'cement jsohs' in canada. I thought he was calling jsoh a blockhead so i was pretty disapointed but didn't hold it against him, only later allowing this to gestate i realized he pronounced jsoh like a real word and was thus rewarded. I didn't know cement jsohs was a cry for help, I'm not trained for this dammit :( And as long as were laying blame for this eventual tragedy, <i>I'm</i> not the one who called him a terrible person in the most awesome posters thread and kicked off this shame spiral of self hate and bombmexico defamation, pal. Ask yourselves why Jerry would reach out to a cunt of my magnitude instead of one of his fellow canadians (over Live), that crushing weight on your heart is called GUILT [quote name="Fussbett"][quote name="Jerry Whorebach"]Yes I did reach out to bombMexico first and yes he wasn't very helpful but that's all in the past now. [/quote] I thought bombMexico was joking about that, for the same reasons I find it so hard to believe most of the Jerry Whorebach story with the Datsuns and coffee shop fear and whatnot. But if Jerry Whorebach really did talk to bombMexico about suicide over Xbox Live, then I don't know what to think anymore. Will anything ever be more incredible than that?! And I've seen a man walk and piss at the same time, remember! Last night I saw you were playing Forza 2 again. Forza 2, Outrun, getting your photo taken from a moving car... Are you a big car guy, Jerry? Or does the world of automobiles just fascinate you because you could never get up the nerve to take the license test?[/quote][/quote]