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by Quétinbec 04/01/2009, 9:14pm PDT |
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Did things not work out with the girl you sent a goofy text to about cooking?
I'm falling back to NZ for a few months to look for a good teaching job in Korea.
You're American and you have a degree. Why go to Korea for a year until the UK economy picks up? The Koreans will baby the hell out of you so there's no need to be frightened. They provide you a free furnished apartment, fly you over and back, and by the end of the year, you'll have saved $US20k working 20 hour weeks.
You'll have sex with young girls. If they don't approach you in bars, there are a million ads online for girls "looking for a friend to teach them English and have some fun". It also has the best prostitution system in the world. I know you think you're probably above that, but you will see. They will get you.
You don't have a mortgage or anything do you?
I'm gonna head over by July at the latest. I'm not sure we'd get on that well so I wouldn't rely on me being your friend. No, maybe we would! Hahaha, I don't know! We could play computer games!
Anyway: http://www.eslcafe.com/jobs/korea/ |
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Edinburgh by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/19/2009, 9:08pm PDT 
You're an engineer, right? Why don't you sell all your shit and live there? NT by Quétinbec 03/20/2009, 7:13pm PDT
Re: You're an engineer, right? Why don't you sell all your shit and live there? by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/31/2009, 9:40am PDT
Fuck yeah, ICJ! by Quétinbec 03/31/2009, 8:00pm PDT
Re: Fuck yeah, ICJ! by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/31/2009, 9:19pm PDT
Also maybe wait until the economy there stops imploding by Entropy Stew 04/01/2009, 10:19am PDT
Well done NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/01/2009, 10:35am PDT
Hey, how about Korea then? by Quétinbec 04/01/2009, 9:14pm PDT
Re: Hey, how about Korea then? by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/01/2009, 11:31pm PDT
Re: Hey, how about Korea then? by Quétinbec 04/02/2009, 2:13am PDT
Re: Hey, how about Korea then? by Choson 04/02/2009, 6:35am PDT
Re: Hey, how about Korea then? by Mischief Maker 04/02/2009, 9:17am PDT
Rippin off a gas station's better than workin in one *extremely loud hand slap* NT by Ray of Light 04/02/2009, 12:22pm PDT
"It was your ancestors, the Mayas..." (cut to pale redheaded girl in front row) NT by Fortinbras 04/02/2009, 12:39pm PDT
Hey, was that the 4th best sniper in the FBI? NT by I need clarification 04/02/2009, 2:46pm PDT
Yeah, but those Mexicans speak English. by Quétinbec 04/02/2009, 6:43pm PDT
Fill the hole NT by Odelay 04/02/2009, 6:54pm PDT
How can ICJ get through to these keeds? NT by Edward James Olmos 04/02/2009, 12:25pm PDT
He's going to reach them one door hinge at a time. NT by Fussbett 04/02/2009, 5:17pm PDT
ICJ falling into the trap Jerry so deftly avoided by bombMexico 04/02/2009, 3:50pm PDT
Re: You're an engineer, right? Why don't you sell all your shit and live there? by Google still works in 2009 04/06/2009, 12:03pm PDT
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