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by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/29/2009, 12:40pm PST |
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I was just in a versus game where my team wasn't doing very good, always jerking off as survivors, and not attacking together as zombies. The other team was more coordinated, but I was able to tear a few of them to shreds so they didn't all make it back together.
My team of sucky ass newbs became extremely bitter when I got into the safe room at the end of map 4 in the construction floor, with like 20 temp health. So I shut the door and stayed in, while the rest of my team was yet again falling behind for no reason (they weren't getting attacked or anything, I should know since I was single handedly clearing the way and killing the entire enemy team myself because I had an auto shotgun). I actually got into the safe room and shut the door right after a hunter pounced me, took me from full health to incapped, and then finally one of the other nubs caught up and saved me, then they ran right the fuck back out to help the other nubs, who weren't even limping, they were just like checking all the corners and shit as if they were just pretending to know how to play, but didn't. So while I'm sitting around in the safe room waiting for them to decide to walk towards the safe room and actually enter it, they keep getting jumped and swarmed and vomited on and all that shit. So I reload all my guns and heal up and all that, while they keep getting bitched like the suck ass newbs that they are. One of them keeps going into the room and leaving, so I keep shutting the door behind them so I don't get jumped again with the door wide open while they're getting ass punched. Eventually one of them dies, even though they all had a clear path to the save room which I cleared of course HRUUUUU *FLEXES AND POPS COLLAR* 8) and of course (natch?) they all start crying and whining about how I suck etc. I hadn't even started to brag yet, but of course I think there is literally no other option at this point (even "not saying anything" is not available as an option as far as I know). Oh yeah and of course every round as zombies, I had the most points, until the finale where of course all of them got to be tanks but never got even a single kill.
The game ended with them breaking their keyboards in half while I coolguy over the helicopter cutscene, gloating about how I was the best player on my team and how I got the most kills every time, which just made them further screech and grip armrests and blood from their mouth and all that. |
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Adventures in multiplayer (it's just like the clansrgay days). by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/22/2008, 9:51pm PST 
The word is NT by prolong 12/23/2008, 6:17am PST
wutev NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/23/2008, 3:29pm PST
it's time to spread the word gentlemen, and the word is... panic NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/23/2008, 8:29pm PST
I started playing again last night. I played a game with FABIO and Bodybag. by Fussbett 12/23/2008, 7:18am PST
No stories? really? not even the very end? NT by FABIO 12/24/2008, 3:59am PST
I'd love to play with you guys, I haven't played since the demo NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/27/2008, 4:02pm PST
I picked this up the other day by laudablepuss 12/27/2008, 3:40pm PST
It's best to start on the easier campaigns really. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/28/2008, 12:46am PST
reminds me of the time some guy was talkin shit over the pc fahg by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/23/2008, 1:10pm PST
SPENsahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh NT by Entropy Stew 12/23/2008, 3:04pm PST
Inherent troll abilities. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/29/2009, 12:40pm PST
On the upside, Jso and I finished Death Toll expert today. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/29/2009, 12:53pm PST
I had joined a versus game where my team was not doing good by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/29/2009, 11:40pm PST
I feel bad whenever Tricknology joins my game as a dead survivor by Ethan Steele 01/30/2009, 11:20am PST
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