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Tiny Chinese Virgin Sex by Quétinbec 01/17/2009, 5:05pm PST
Fussbett wrote:

The only way we could get a poster who fucked someone lighter than 83 pounds is to recruit really cool 14-year-old boys to the forum. Or pedophiles, yeah.


Good thing those two often come as a package, then.

But we can't wait for them so I thought I'd field any questions people have about fucking tiny women. Questions like, "How good is it to imagine she is a tiny, single-minded Chinese gymnast and you are a corrupt member of their Olympic selections committee?" and "Do you worry much about whether her head is too big for her body like a dwarf - because it does kind of look that way when you look her straight in the face relative to her slender shoulders - especially when she smiles and her face gets even wider - so she actually gets uglier the happier she is and you feel discouraged from telling her jokes?"

Actually, the tinyness of this woman didn't turn out to be very interesting, but her virginness did. She's a very Chinese girl who got offended when I made fun of Communism, but who's lived Australia for three years and has a masters in architecture, yet, she cried when I said nice things about her, has never masturbated, and didn't know exactly what a condom was! She thought I was doing some crazy shit and asked to have unprotected sex instead, and then hid under the sheets while I put the condom on and said she didn't want to see my penis!!

She also hadn't ever kissed anyone. I have a very short tongue and I can't get it more than a cm out of my mouth and she wouldn't move hers any further out at my request, so I ended up spending the night licking her teeth and the back of her lips with pathetic movements of my tiny little tongue.

A memorable fuck!
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Smallest girl fucked: 38kg, 5'0" by Quétinbec 01/17/2009, 12:33am PST NEW
    BULLSHIT!!! LIAR! by FABIO 01/17/2009, 4:11am PST NEW
        Re: BULLSHIT!!! LIAR! by Quétinbec 01/17/2009, 5:16pm PST NEW
            Re: BULLSHIT!!! LIAR! by Choson 01/17/2009, 7:43pm PST NEW
    Those are two totally different forms of measurement. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/17/2009, 6:29am PST NEW
        That's just how we roll in the Commonwealth NT by Secret Canadian 01/18/2009, 6:16am PST NEW
            No it's not by McMoo 01/18/2009, 10:03am PST NEW
    You are 6'5" ?? NT by Last 01/17/2009, 9:22am PST NEW
        The perfect height. Half an inch from hitting my head on the top of a door frame NT by Quétinbec 01/17/2009, 5:07pm PST NEW
    Yeah you win by Fussbett 01/17/2009, 11:36am PST NEW
        Tiny Chinese Virgin Sex by Quétinbec 01/17/2009, 5:05pm PST NEW
    Me: 6'2", 100kg. Her: 5'0", 49kg. by Last 01/17/2009, 12:57pm PST NEW
        You've won second place by fucking a short excitable girl well. NT by Quétinbec 01/17/2009, 5:06pm PST NEW
            My girl was white, so that makes it a draw. NT by Last 01/18/2009, 4:33pm PST NEW
        Re: Me: 6'2", 100kg. Her: 5'0", 49kg. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/17/2009, 5:24pm PST NEW
            if it bleeds three days and doesn't die, I don't trust it NT by Whores All 01/17/2009, 5:29pm PST NEW
                Science is on Jhoh's side by Whores All 01/18/2009, 6:00pm PST NEW
                    Or "Wealthy Men Land Fun Chicks", poor guys get stuck with the anorgasmic NT by Fussbett 01/18/2009, 6:23pm PST NEW
                        Re: Or "Wealthy Men Land Fun Chicks", poor guys get stuck with the anorgasmic by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/19/2009, 8:49am PST NEW
                            snooped by snooped 01/19/2009, 9:05am PST NEW
                                Ha ha, oops. by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/19/2009, 10:00am PST NEW
                                    huh? What did you link to? NT by glass house 01/19/2009, 10:23am PST NEW
            It's possible I fucked the world's greatest actress. That's still a win! NT by Last 01/17/2009, 5:32pm PST NEW
                Maybe she knows how to do kagels. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/17/2009, 5:47pm PST NEW
                    She loves Last, and wants Last, but hates that she needs Last NT by Ray of Light Paraphraser Service 01/17/2009, 7:10pm PST NEW
    I didn't ask for exact figures by Hans Clastorp 01/18/2009, 11:11am PST NEW
        More details? by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/18/2009, 12:49pm PST NEW
            Clatrops: a finger in every pie. NT by Zsenitan 01/18/2009, 3:02pm PST NEW
                Do not put your fingers in Zseni's pie NT by Caltrops Cares 01/18/2009, 3:06pm PST NEW
                    Keep your arms outside the Zseni at all times. NT by Caltrops Carny 01/18/2009, 4:10pm PST NEW
            No. But that sure would have been a remarkable coincidence! NT by Hans Clastorp 01/18/2009, 4:34pm PST NEW
                (Sad emoticon) NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/18/2009, 8:11pm PST NEW
 
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