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[quote name="Quétinbec"][quote name="Fussbett"]The only way we could get a poster who fucked someone lighter than 83 pounds is to recruit really cool 14-year-old boys to the forum. Or pedophiles, yeah.[/quote] Good thing those two often come as a package, then. But we can't wait for them so I thought I'd field any questions people have about fucking tiny women. Questions like, "How good is it to imagine she is a tiny, single-minded Chinese gymnast and you are a corrupt member of their Olympic selections committee?" and "Do you worry much about whether her head is too big for her body like a dwarf - because it does kind of look that way when you look her straight in the face relative to her slender shoulders - especially when she smiles and her face gets even wider - so she actually gets uglier the happier she is and you feel discouraged from telling her jokes?" Actually, the tinyness of this woman didn't turn out to be very interesting, but her virginness did. She's a very Chinese girl who got offended when I made fun of Communism, but who's lived Australia for three years and has a masters in architecture, yet, she cried when I said nice things about her, has never masturbated, and didn't know exactly what a condom was! She thought I was doing some crazy shit and asked to have unprotected sex instead, and then hid under the sheets while I put the condom on and said she didn't want to see my penis!! She also hadn't ever kissed anyone. I have a very short tongue and I can't get it more than a cm out of my mouth and she wouldn't move hers any further out at my request, so I ended up spending the night licking her teeth and the back of her lips with pathetic movements of my tiny little tongue. A memorable fuck![/quote]