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Kevin James is a matinee idol for us all! (But really just fat guys) by Fussbett 01/16/2009, 8:09pm PST
Kevin James ("The King of Queens") stars as Officer Blart, who looks like the result of an experiment combing the genomes of Jackie Gleason and Nathan Lane. He dreams of making it into the state police, and indeed is in great physical shape...

Haha, oh Ebert...
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A movie that doesn't wipe its feet on Ebert's dreams: 3 stars! by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/16/2009, 6:25am PST NEW
    Kevin James is a matinee idol for us all! (But really just fat guys) by Fussbett 01/16/2009, 8:09pm PST NEW
        They make our local mall's security wear state trooper hats by FABIO 01/17/2009, 1:22am PST NEW
            Please tell me they have lights and sirens! NT by Mischief Maker 01/17/2009, 12:21pm PST NEW
        More like manatee idol. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/17/2009, 6:29am PST NEW
    Equivalent of three stars. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/17/2009, 8:46am PST NEW
        At least she can properly identify that the lead actor is fat. by Fussbett 01/17/2009, 11:45am PST NEW
    this is the best appearance of Kevin James by Quentin Beck 01/17/2009, 12:20pm PST NEW
 
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