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| A movie that doesn't wipe its feet on Ebert's dreams: 3 stars! by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/16/2009, 6:25am PST | ||||
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| "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" is a slapstick comedy with a hero who is a nice guy. I thought that wasn't allowed anymore.
The sad thing is that Ebert probably hasn't even hit bottom yet. :( |
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A movie that doesn't wipe its feet on Ebert's dreams: 3 stars! by 01/16/2009, 6:25am PST  Kevin James is a matinee idol for us all! (But really just fat guys) by 01/16/2009, 8:09pm PST They make our local mall's security wear state trooper hats by 01/17/2009, 1:22am PST Please tell me they have lights and sirens! NT by 01/17/2009, 12:21pm PST More like manatee idol. NT by 01/17/2009, 6:29am PST Equivalent of three stars. by 01/17/2009, 8:46am PST At least she can properly identify that the lead actor is fat. by 01/17/2009, 11:45am PST this is the best appearance of Kevin James by 01/17/2009, 12:20pm PST |
