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by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/03/2009, 3:03pm PST |
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IT MAY MAKE US LOOK RETARDED
A guy from the next building over came over here a couple days ago and asked if I wanted to make any money, my answer would've been no, but he said he just needed a ride up to the pawn shop, his car was in the shop and he lost his wallet. I already recognized him because he was the guy who was emptying out the apartment across from our door when the people there were evicted and all their shit had to be thrown out into the street. He said the pawn shop was just up blah blah, so I was like well alright if he's paying me, I wasn't doing anything else all week (New Years vacation woo). The first pawn shop we went to wouldn't take the sump pump he was trying to sell, so we went to another, and I didn't really care I was driving this guy around, although knowing how this story ends it is not a good beginning. I drove him to a couple other places, it still wasn't that far away, but no one would take it. Also he went to a friend's, saying he wanted to see if his friend would buy it, and me and his beat up old girlfriend waited in the car for almost a half hour, just to find out that he wasn't giving his friend the hard sell on this sump pump, but he was just chatting away like I figured he would.
Anyway I told him I can't really drive much further anyway because of the transmission problem, where after driving for more than an hour straight and running hot, the transmission fluid pretty much empties itself out. He, Robert THAT IS HIS REAL NAME, said that this was an easy fix because it would just be blah blah blah and pretty much sounded like he knew what he was talking about, and he said he worked for some auto shops in the past doing this and that and break specialist etc. He said that if I got the parts from Autozone, which would be really cheap, he could fix it for like $40. I thought this was alright, because he apparently is a Mr. fix it sort, I mean he was rebuilding the bathroom in that apartment across from us also. He reminded me of our uncle Frank.
Anyway he said there were some other problems with the car, like the exhaust, which I knew about, our car had been really loud for the past several months, plus car exhaust coming up the doors instead of going out the back of the car, so we knew there was a hole, and he said he could fix it really easy and cheap also if I got a few more parts. I would like to point out right here that he did fix the exhaust, the car runs much quieter and the exhaust actually comes out the back. How long that will last I don't know, but at this point I had given him $90 total.
Now he wanted to borrow money to buy this part that he needed to finish fixing blah blah that was $23, so I had to pull a $40 and break a 20, so he wanted some Burger King. I said alright, if this will fix the car, and he said he would pay me back. I should point out that he has paid us back for this, assuming that the $2,500 stays in my bank account, which it should because I guess the check is legit but let's get to that later.
Anyway I had already paid him when Mary called me and asked about how she saw me driving this guy around for this and that shit. I had also driven him to the bank, which for some reason was like 5 miles away when there are 3 banks down the street but he apparently doesn't have an account with them. He cashed a check there and so he had money and that's when he gave me back like $10 that he owed me for something else also. He had mentioned at this point that he had a $2,500 check, but he needed his driver's license first or some shit, and that was mailed out at the beginning of the week and he should be getting it soon blah blah.
Anyway, when Mary asked me about him, I told her what I did and that I gave him money(!!!!!!!) which wasn't good, because she told me he's a crackhead, and a huge huge huge moocher always coming over wanting cigarettes, and in fact right after I paid him for fixing the exhaust, she said that she saw a crack dealer go up his apartment, and I found out later that he indeed blew all of the money that I gave him right then and there, because later that night he kicked his OL LADY out because SHE WAS BEING A BITCH, and she was arrested, and he wanted to borrow another $20 to pay her bail. I did this because he was fixing the car and would pay me back (which he did do technically) when he was able to get that check blah blah when his driver's license came.
Anyway he apparently had the grand idea of just asking me to deposit this check and giving him the money when it cleared, so he wouldn't have to wait. I told him that I didn't care, I wasn't in a rush for him to pay me back, but he was like oh blah blah blah, and I guess I just knuckled under and was like alright fine. I deposited it that day as a favor to him. I didn't really doubt the check was fake, because he didn't seem to be trying to pull off some check scam, because I knew he wanted to deposit it himself but apparently wanted it immediately (turns out that crackheads want money for crack immediately so they can blow all of it on crack, then go out and get more money). Anyway, I called Mary and moom that night, because I wanted to ask moom if transmissions even have filters, which Robert said was part of the problem with the transmission. She said it was possible, but then all the information about the check came out and she said it was a scam. I don't know if it is or was, but since the check is apparently cleared, I worried about it for nothing, but I was worried enough to go right to the bank the next morning. The bank told me to call customer service, which I did, and they said to wait until Monday to see if the check clears, and if it's a fake it'll just be sent back (sounds like kind of a lax policy).
Last night, I swore off doing any more shit for him, I just wanted him to finish up the car. He was just going to do the last stuff with the car, and he wanted me to start it up and see if it was running fine, or how much quieter it was, to see if the muffler and shit was totally sealed. He said it wasn't and he'd have to put some more of the muffler sealant on, which we still had some, so no he didn't want more money to buy more. I went with him every time he wanted to buy car stuff, and he told me what he needed to fix up the car, and it was indeed pretty cheap, like the filter was $5, and the sealant was only $3. Anyway, he said that he'll put some more on later but since the car is running could I drive him just up Merriman to pick up his other (fatty) girlfriend, as opposed to the skinny one who was arrested the night earlier, and I was like alright, and apparently it would help the sealant dry better because it was so cold that it was hardening but not properly drying blah blah, and I might as well just do this one thing since he actually is working on the car, which he was. Anyway, we start going, and suddenly I'm crossing Inkster road, and Michigan Ave, and fuckin Ecourse, and we're like 3 cities away, and I'm like okay this is not even up Merriman, we didn't even go on Merriman. I didn't say that though. He did want to borrow my phone to call her, and at this point the phone gave me a notice that it needed to be paid for the month, and I had no money left to pay him because I let him borrow all of my money, which is really dumb and I should have never done anyway even if he really was going to pay me back, so that's awful. Anyway, I told him that I had the phone but I can't use it to call (something about how it would be 17 cents a minute until I topped up again), and isn't she going to be there anyway? So why need to call. He was like DURR ALRIGHT. So we keep going, and when we get to her street, he suddenly doesn't know her address, and NEEDS to call to find out exactly which house is hers. She was quite a fatty, and pretty skanky also. The bitch asks me if I'm driving her home in the morning, and I said no. In fact, long story short on that, she walked away from his apartment just a couple hours ago (from right now I mean), apparently with no ride anywhere, many miles from her house.
Anyway, Friday night I kept checking my bank account and it didn't go in, but then Saturday morning (TODAY) the money actually showed up in the account. So I go to the guy's apartment, it's only like 3 doors away, and I knock, but he doesn't answer. I was already spreading the story with Mary and moom, so I went to Mary's to ask her about it, but her boyfriend Mikey (who is an okay guy really) was there, and we talked about it. Mikey has a friend in the Westland police who's a pretty good cop, and Mikey asked him if he knows anything about Robert Cavill, and the cop guy says that he robbed someone just last night, apparently some lady who he beat the shit out of and put in the hospital. That means that after I got back with him and his fatty girlfriend, he apparently went right out and robbed someone. It might've been her idea for all we know. So, Mikey mentions the guy might still be around, so the officer patrolled our street back and forth. Jso stayed in the apartment while I stayed at Mary's house, where we had a good spot to see if the guy showed up. Sure enough like a half hour later Mary saw him coming out of his apartment, which means he might've been there the whole time even after I banged on his door to tell him that his check cleared on a Saturday even. Instead we called the cops, and I was already thinking of the LCD flat screen big screen HDTV I was going to buy with this money after we move into our own cozy two bedroom house in Garden City.
So, for now we're going to sit on the $2,500, and I'm not giving it back to him, fuck that guy, and I'm not afraid of him either, I don't give a shit (it would help if we had a gun of course, but the gun shop isn't open until Monday, plus waiting periods and etc, but the phone will still dial 911 anyway). So, we should give it at least a couple of weeks before starting to blow through the money, just to make sure it isn't recalled or some shit. I plan on giving a few hundred to Mary and Mikey already, so it's like a bunch of it is already spent, is that really responsible of me I dunno only god can judge us. Anyway moom had come over and we were at Mary's and she was giving us all this about how we should pay him back, and we were like how are we going to do that if he's going to jail for a couple years (on top of the robbery, his OTIS page LIKE OTIS FROM THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW says he skipped out on parole. It's not like we ratted him out on that to keep the money, or made him steal from people all of a day later even the day that his check cleared, so fuck it, I'm not giving him the money. I don't even know if that money is going to stay there, but if it does, it's all ours.
I could've been drawing or playing Stalker Clear Sky instead of typing all this shit out. :( |
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guy gave us a $2500 and then got arrested NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/03/2009, 12:25pm PST 
a $2500 check NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/03/2009, 12:26pm PST
I'm not going to fill this one in. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/03/2009, 12:42pm PST
What. NT by >:3 01/03/2009, 6:55pm PST
I changed my mind later when I realized I wasn't doing anything else all day. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/03/2009, 6:59pm PST
I'm going easy on you guys for once, grats NT by God 01/03/2009, 12:52pm PST
This is also yet to be seen (the guy is getting out of jail in a couple of days) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/03/2009, 2:05pm PST
Was he giving you $2500 as a ruse to learn your mailing address? NT by Mischief Maker 01/03/2009, 2:16pm PST
He's already been inside our apartment several times. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/03/2009, 2:18pm PST
Your life is gonna be like Blank Check the movie, just replace blank with 2500 NT by Worm 01/03/2009, 2:49pm PST
durrr y wuld we need twenty five hundred checks durrrrr NT by DA GAY BALL BRUDDA RETARD FAG HOMOS 01/03/2009, 2:56pm PST
He meant $2,500 friend. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/03/2009, 3:04pm PST
wrom didn't make this post, it's actually humerous NT by God 01/03/2009, 3:17pm PST
1. I can spell 2. WORM RULES 3. FUCK YOU NT by God, reporting from the grave 01/03/2009, 6:22pm PST
This isn't really god. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/03/2009, 6:35pm PST
YOU ---> ^_^ ///‾_/‾/ <--- a fucking lightning bolt NT by God, reporting from the grave 01/03/2009, 6:48pm PST
I too am having an issue with this PHP stuff. NT by God, reporting from the grave 01/03/2009, 6:48pm PST
By the way the lightning effects in Stalker Clear Sky are awesome. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/03/2009, 6:48pm PST
It is a long convoluted story and involves me being scammed for my money. :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/03/2009, 3:03pm PST
it's all johs fault NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/03/2009, 3:18pm PST
I didn't read all that but it sounds like you're trafficking in stolen property by Fortinbras Wright, internet lawlyer 01/03/2009, 4:30pm PST
WILL SOMEONE TELL PETER JENNINGS HERE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/03/2009, 4:43pm PST
WE ARE NOT ACCESSORIES AFTER THE FACT GODDAMNIT NT by Fortinbras Wright, internet lawlyer 01/03/2009, 5:05pm PST
Re: It is a long convoluted story and involves me being scammed for my money. :( by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/03/2009, 10:56pm PST
We're planning on buying a shotgun soon. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/03/2009, 11:08pm PST
Which one gets to pull the trigger? You better figure this out ahead of time NT by Fortinbras Wright, internet lawlyer 01/04/2009, 1:16am PST
Maybe they're buying a double-barreled shotgun, so they each get a trigger. NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/04/2009, 3:17am PST
Jso does. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/04/2009, 9:06am PST
Carbon Monoxide and CRIMINALS. The endanged Shacktown Cable. by Fussbett 01/04/2009, 12:49am PST
Re: Carbon Monoxide and CRIMINALS. The endanged Shacktown Cable. by laudablepuss 01/04/2009, 12:31pm PST
Wouldn't that involve us leaving the apartment? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/04/2009, 12:34pm PST
Your check is a fraud. The bank will take that $2500 back this week. by Last 01/04/2009, 9:48am PST
Glimmer of hope: dimmed. (The jailbird will pursue you for his cut) by Last 01/04/2009, 10:52am PST
The cop we called responded in 30 seconds. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/04/2009, 10:55am PST
The real way to get rich? Invent a shotgun that dials 911 when you shoot. NT by Worm 01/04/2009, 11:05am PST
Also, remember the lesson of Joe Horn, shoot him in the back. NT by Worm 01/04/2009, 11:26am PST
I think you're confusing Joe Horn with someone else. Hollywood shot nobody by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/04/2009, 12:29pm PST
There's a lot of horns out there, even more joes! by Worm 01/04/2009, 12:35pm PST
Disarm him by demanding he pay the processing fees before he asks for the $ NT by Mischief Maker 01/04/2009, 11:22am PST
Or by firing down the barrel of his gun like in Brisco County Jr. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/04/2009, 11:38am PST
I thought they got rid of the check float back in 2001? NT by Fortinbras 01/04/2009, 1:04pm PST
So I won't be giving this guy the money either way okay then. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/04/2009, 10:57am PST
PS you also won't be getting any of this money. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/04/2009, 10:58am PST
Shacktown Thousandaire NT by I'm not giving my name to a fucking 01/03/2009, 6:54pm PST
In Shacktown everybody has 2500 bucks for 15 minutes NT by Andy Whorehol 01/03/2009, 9:13pm PST
Jso and I are quite responsible with our money. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/03/2009, 9:28pm PST
"our money" apparently encompasses a variety of money NT by Worm 01/04/2009, 8:41am PST
There's Jso's money and then there's mine (also food stamps). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/04/2009, 9:06am PST
maybe some day you will learn what it's like to have money that is your own NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/04/2009, 1:35pm PST
Jhoh has money, you have an allowance. by Worm 01/04/2009, 1:56pm PST
Jso's money is money and it pays the rent. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/04/2009, 2:31pm PST
this is just completely beyond wrom, let's just ignore him NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/04/2009, 2:47pm PST
the cables are for the cables NT by are for the cables 01/04/2009, 2:52pm PST
Haha, is this a feature request? What a faggot. NT by Worm 01/04/2009, 2:54pm PST
hm an ignore feature to screen posters, good idea (it wasn't your idea) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/04/2009, 3:03pm PST
Maybe Ray can design something for you with ScriptMonkey? by Worm 01/04/2009, 3:19pm PST
wrom was quite upset by that comment. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/04/2009, 4:21pm PST
You're copping jso's skit NT by Worm 01/04/2009, 4:25pm PST
Oh no. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/04/2009, 4:27pm PST
This is pretty mean. Jesus. NT by Caltrops 01/04/2009, 8:25pm PST
I agree! NT by QuartertoThree 01/04/2009, 9:00pm PST
I would happily take a Jsoh 888 reply to every single thread on Caltrops... by Mischief Maker 01/04/2009, 9:59pm PST
I'll make you a deal by I need clarification 01/04/2009, 11:07pm PST
Let's make a deal I got an insane judge who likes to beat the shit out of women NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/04/2009, 11:18pm PST
INC's bow tie continues to spin furiously even in unrelated threads. by Mischief Maker 01/04/2009, 11:44pm PST
Son of a bitch not this shit again... NT by Fortinbras 01/05/2009, 12:03am PST
gentlemen you can't fight in here this is the war room NT by gruman 01/05/2009, 12:45am PST
jhoh said "don't you mean wrom room" and we high fived the shit out of our hands NT by gruman 01/05/2009, 12:50am PST
Maybe you should spend some of that 2500$ on toilet paper then NT by Fortinbras 01/05/2009, 2:08am PST
That was another person and not us help logins. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/05/2009, 11:44am PST
Yeah, look at you not caring! by I need clarification 01/05/2009, 10:32am PST
Is that worse than hating any game over $30 and 3 people? NT by FABIO 01/05/2009, 6:14pm PST
I never said I hated you 3. Geez, the internet. NT by Mischief Maker 01/05/2009, 7:17pm PST
Guess what? You're going to keep getting the worst of both worlds. NT by Fussbett 01/05/2009, 10:42am PST
Oh, by the way: by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/05/2009, 4:38pm PST
I didn't know anyone paid attention to him. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/04/2009, 3:07pm PST
Yeah, you should go shotgun the ATOR making weepy W.V. replies all over here. NT by Worm 01/04/2009, 3:12pm PST
You were referring to yourself here right? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/05/2009, 7:24pm PST
Well you can ramble already, this should compliment the shotgun. NT by Worm 01/05/2009, 8:04pm PST
Nice coherent sentence. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/05/2009, 9:01pm PST
Best Thread 2009 NT by Zsenitan 01/05/2009, 10:49am PST
No waiting period for guns in Michigan. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/05/2009, 1:32pm PST
Why have you betrayed the M1 for these foreign bolt actions?!?! by Fussbett 01/05/2009, 1:45pm PST
They didn't have M1s. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/05/2009, 1:50pm PST
Crazy Ernie's M1 Garand Emporium by Fortinbras 01/05/2009, 3:18pm PST
My brother had a Taurus by laudablepuss 01/05/2009, 3:21pm PST
I was thinking of avoiding any brand that wasn't recognizable. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/05/2009, 3:24pm PST
GLOCKS GLOCKS GLOCKS they are ugly and cheap and unfailing. SO EASY. NT by Zsenitan 01/05/2009, 3:59pm PST
Glocks are hand grenades with triggers (deagle clips). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/05/2009, 4:06pm PST
Just buy one and drop it out of helicopters NT by Entropy Stew 01/05/2009, 9:35pm PST
most of these guns are like toys but that .38 you can hammer nails with all day NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/05/2009, 7:04pm PST
Re: No waiting period for guns in Michigan. by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/05/2009, 8:33pm PST
MOLSON XXX NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/05/2009, 9:04pm PST
Fucking traitor. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/05/2009, 9:09pm PST
spoiler: all beer tastes like piss NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/06/2009, 9:33am PST
All train compartments smell vaguely of shit (it gets so you don't mind it). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/06/2009, 12:55pm PST
Re: No waiting period for guns in Michigan. by Seung-Hui Cho 01/05/2009, 8:47pm PST
cleexulls NT by hahhaahhaha 01/05/2009, 9:55pm PST
Top 10 Guns by Jerry Whorebach 01/06/2009, 4:38am PST
Honourable Mention by Jerry Whorebach 01/06/2009, 4:39am PST
So, you didn't like the actual pictures available for Force 10? NT by laudablepuss 01/06/2009, 9:34am PST
That was an inside joke for Harrison Ford/Michael Sheard shippers. by Jerry Whorebach 01/06/2009, 10:34am PST
terminate... with extreme porkchops NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/06/2009, 1:10pm PST
Re: Top 10 Guns by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/06/2009, 9:48am PST
Kid has a point jerry! Why aren't your pictures from 4chan? NT by Worm 01/06/2009, 9:57am PST
Even this trolls wrom (it's like it's too easy now, someone broke wrom). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/06/2009, 12:56pm PST
Look, I know your brother's mental health is at stake here by Broken Worm 01/06/2009, 1:06pm PST
so take these broken wroms and learn to WHINE again NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/06/2009, 1:09pm PST
I'll let you know if we post any more pictures you can whine about. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/06/2009, 1:10pm PST
HUR HUR YOU FORGOT TO ASK ME IF I WANT ANY CHEESE by Worm 01/06/2009, 1:17pm PST
wow what a totally worthless post, why did you even bother writing it? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/06/2009, 1:31pm PST
My identity oh no it's evaporated wrom please don't do this aaa what have I done NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/06/2009, 1:38pm PST
Just found two notes in the mailbox. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/06/2009, 1:41pm PST
So, your plan is to steal the money and maybe shoot the guy? NT by laudablepuss 01/06/2009, 1:49pm PST
Looks like they might have to shoot the two girlfriends and Bob's moom NT by Worm 01/06/2009, 1:51pm PST
It's not really stealing since it's deposited into my account. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/06/2009, 1:58pm PST
Let's examine the logistics by Fussbett 01/06/2009, 2:22pm PST
surely it will turn out better if by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/06/2009, 2:57pm PST
Also: absconded parole, 250 lbs, TWO grim reaper tats. by Arbit 01/06/2009, 3:44pm PST
^NT, goddammit NT by Arbit 01/06/2009, 3:45pm PST
I thought you were joking about buying a house with $2,500 by Last 01/08/2009, 8:52am PST
(spoiler: we never said that) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/08/2009, 10:33am PST
We'll spend some of the money on a gun, and then save the rest to move into a ni NT by learn read 01/08/2009, 11:26am PST
"Move into" doesn't equal "buy," they're completely separate words with differen NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/08/2009, 1:34pm PST
mincing fag NT by Worm 01/08/2009, 1:44pm PST
Hey look wrom decided to chime in. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/08/2009, 1:44pm PST
that reminds me of the courtroom scene in idiocracy NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/09/2009, 12:15pm PST
And yet people CONTINUE to buy houses made in Japan... NT by Fussbett 01/08/2009, 12:46pm PST
This is what poor people do by Fussbett 01/06/2009, 1:51pm PST
They're definite not getting our phone number. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/06/2009, 2:00pm PST
Nice coherant sentence, etcetera etcetera OH NOS blah blah *hand talking motion* by laudablepuss 01/06/2009, 2:30pm PST
Frisky Dingo by Helpful [adult swim] Monkey 01/08/2009, 10:46pm PST
Re: Just found two notes in the mailbox. by I need clarification 01/06/2009, 1:58pm PST
I like this idea NT by Fortinbras 01/06/2009, 9:11pm PST
My Suggestion: by Mischief Maker 01/06/2009, 2:42pm PST
This is not intended as legal advice, we do not have a lawyer/client relationshi NT by Mischief Maker 01/06/2009, 2:43pm PST
If you really want to kill suspense just call who wrote the check. by Broken Worm 01/06/2009, 2:59pm PST
$2500 is indeed not worth dying for by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/06/2009, 3:01pm PST
He can leave you at moom's until the gunsmoke clears, like so much CO2 NT by Broken Worm 01/06/2009, 3:03pm PST
he doesn't know where moom lives NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/06/2009, 3:08pm PST
Exactly, what's why Jhoh could leave you there while he fights it out. by Broken Worm 01/06/2009, 3:10pm PST
but that would be a moronic idea, we had not thought of that (thx for the info w NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/06/2009, 3:11pm PST
wromg should just come up with good ideas, but then he wouldn't be wromg. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/06/2009, 3:31pm PST
If CO had Jso hyperventilating like a bitch what do you think gunfire will do? by Worm 01/06/2009, 3:37pm PST
I think wrom forgot again that carbon monoxide is actually dangerous. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/06/2009, 3:40pm PST
Crackheads? Totally fucking tame. by Worm 01/06/2009, 3:44pm PST
This is a good thread. Can you two take it to ANY OTHER PLACE ON THE NET NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/06/2009, 3:12pm PST
No =( NT by Broken Worm 01/06/2009, 3:13pm PST
Fortunately if that happens we have every right to shoot him. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/06/2009, 3:30pm PST
Re: My Suggestion: by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/06/2009, 3:31pm PST
Re: My Suggestion: by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/06/2009, 3:38pm PST
Re: My Suggestion: by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/06/2009, 3:46pm PST
they all want their crack cocaine motherload NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/06/2009, 4:02pm PST
Re: My Suggestion: by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/06/2009, 4:23pm PST
Shoot to wound? You two are so fucked. NT by Fortinbras 01/06/2009, 5:42pm PST
he can't push down doors if he's paralyzed NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/06/2009, 7:15pm PST
He can certainly testify in court that he was just coming over to fix your heate NT by Fortinbras 01/06/2009, 9:12pm PST
He didn't do that. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/06/2009, 9:43pm PST
Let me just try and explain it to you by Fortinbras 01/06/2009, 9:50pm PST
as soon as it was deposited it was no longer his money NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/06/2009, 10:12pm PST
Re: Let me just try and explain it to you by Souffle of Pain 01/06/2009, 10:20pm PST
I forgot Fortinbras is a big New York attorney sister. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/06/2009, 10:53pm PST
Well, that explanation ought to win the jury over NT by I need clarification 01/06/2009, 11:25pm PST
You could always just get a dog. NT by Mischief Maker 01/07/2009, 6:08am PST
For various reasons, I cannot get a dog. NT by Gruman 01/07/2009, 8:07am PST
yes but which caliber of dog will be allowed by our landlord? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/07/2009, 9:33am PST
Dogs can't enter bullet time NT by Rafiki 01/07/2009, 9:58am PST
You sir, are a... master of trolls! by Everyone 01/07/2009, 8:30am PST
Look, he's being condescending again! How cute! by Arbit 01/07/2009, 10:14am PST
Wait by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/07/2009, 12:34pm PST
jhoh linked to his rap sheet NT by Worm 01/07/2009, 12:40pm PST
pay closer attention next time maybe you will learn better NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/07/2009, 1:35pm PST
Re: Look, he's being condescending again! How cute! by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/07/2009, 1:41pm PST
Re: Let me just try and explain it to you by mark 01/07/2009, 7:03am PST
Re: My Suggestion: by Mischief Maker 01/06/2009, 6:31pm PST
That is pretty much how I imagine it will play it also. :3 NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/06/2009, 7:09pm PST
Or more like this. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/06/2009, 7:12pm PST
Maybe just sneak up behind Robert when taking out the trash... ON GARBAGE DAY NT by Fussbett 01/07/2009, 12:28am PST
Now I'm going over to Emmit's Fix-It. To fix Emmit. NT by Charles Bronson on Andy Griffith 01/06/2009, 9:13pm PST
$2 million wasn't worth it either NT by Llewelyn Moss 01/06/2009, 3:31pm PST
shit, coulda bought a tank with that much money NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/06/2009, 7:20pm PST
always allocate 20% to defense NT by Cable Strategy Guide 01/06/2009, 11:11pm PST
Re: My Suggestion: by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/06/2009, 3:36pm PST
You, Mischief Maker, are so fucking cute by Ray of Light 01/06/2009, 3:44pm PST
That's what the Laydeez say! by Mischief Maker 01/06/2009, 5:20pm PST
What I'm saying is, I want to make babies come out of you. by Ray of Light 01/06/2009, 5:51pm PST
So, wait, can crackhead's mom call the cops on them for keeping the check? NT by Worm 01/06/2009, 3:54pm PST
UM, duh? This was answered 50 times earlier in this thread. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/06/2009, 4:20pm PST
I was asking the law expert >:( NT by Worm 01/06/2009, 4:28pm PST
Law expert says: Clean your room. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/06/2009, 4:42pm PST
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU NT by Worm 01/06/2009, 4:45pm PST
This isn't how I expected you to die. :( NT by mark 01/06/2009, 3:42pm PST
Yeah, malnutrition was at the top of my list. by Fussbett 01/06/2009, 4:08pm PST
Be sure to keep your phone on you at all times. And set it up for Twitter. by Fussbett 01/06/2009, 4:59pm PST
The apartment doesn't have any closets. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/06/2009, 5:13pm PST
10:41 - He's at the door 10:43 - HLEEEEEEEEEEEP O_________________O NT by Fortinbras 01/06/2009, 5:46pm PST
10:45 - 140 characters is really not enough to describe the pain I am in. NT by Worm 01/06/2009, 5:51pm PST
This started out slower than the rape thread, but i think it's going to end bett by bombMexico 01/06/2009, 10:02pm PST
dollar menuaires NT by ben 01/06/2009, 5:59pm PST
r they dead yet?? NT by pinback 01/06/2009, 6:16pm PST
No the guy isn't getting out of jail for a while apparently. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/06/2009, 6:20pm PST
Re: No the guy isn't getting out of jail for a while apparently. by Fortinbras 01/06/2009, 6:29pm PST
Have you considered visiting him in jail? by Jerry Whorebach 01/06/2009, 10:46pm PST
Re: Have you considered visiting him in jail? by Fussbett 01/07/2009, 10:49am PST
Maybe they already are... by Mischief Maker 01/08/2009, 7:52am PST
caruso even points his gun at dead people NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/08/2009, 10:42am PST
This is even more complicated than ever (unfrozen dead alien ghosts in volcanos) by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/08/2009, 1:28pm PST
Re: Maybe they already are... by Mischief Maker 01/08/2009, 5:02pm PST
Re: Maybe they already are... by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/08/2009, 6:01pm PST
Or if you don't feel like going to furaffinity. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/08/2009, 7:45pm PST
Evil puppetmasters, wrom's bedwetting alarm is going off. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/09/2009, 4:06am PST
wrom wrom wrom wrom wrom wrom buhhhhhhhhh nut NT by DA GAY BALL BRUDDA CUMSWISHERS 01/09/2009, 6:52am PST
Hey that guy's pretty weird, where's his moustache? NT by Who still watches this shit? 01/09/2009, 11:02am PST
I need an update today. I can't get any work done. by Shredder 01/07/2009, 10:59am PST
If the updates stop, do we just assume that they're both dead? NT by pinback 01/07/2009, 11:45am PST
there are ways to find out these things NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/07/2009, 1:38pm PST
The money just disappeared, so I guess that took care of itself. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/07/2009, 1:42pm PST
You have a gun and know how to get ahold of his mom: get it back! NT by Souffle of Pain 01/07/2009, 1:50pm PST
I don't have any guns, no. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/07/2009, 1:52pm PST
No fines? Bought no gun you can't afford? NT by no fun :( 01/07/2009, 1:53pm PST
You forgot I'm out $200 that I won't be getting back. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/07/2009, 1:58pm PST
Also your life, once psychos come to get their $2500 back NT by pinback 01/07/2009, 2:01pm PST
Actually they'll come for the fancy computers or monitors or car stereo or airba NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/07/2009, 2:26pm PST
No, he'll come for the $2500, and be enraged you spent it. NT by Understanding the Psycho Mindset 01/07/2009, 2:41pm PST
I guess I better get a gun anyway (so I had the right idea to start with). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/07/2009, 3:24pm PST
Additionally don't act like a patsy to any new crackheads. NT by Understanding the Psycho Mindset 01/07/2009, 3:43pm PST
You mean "anyone in the neighborhood." by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/07/2009, 3:59pm PST
Just don't talk to strangers. NT by Oldie but Goodie 01/07/2009, 4:11pm PST
What about the guys at the pizza place? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/07/2009, 4:12pm PST
pack your heat and pack it hot NT by Oldie but Goodie 01/07/2009, 4:25pm PST
Airbags? Theyre going to come for your airbags? NT by col.schickn 01/07/2009, 3:40pm PST
I don't know why it's my job to inform you guys about the real world. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/07/2009, 4:00pm PST
it seems everyone here but us are naive about how the real world works NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/07/2009, 5:10pm PST
Except for the part where the guy ripped me off, that wasn't good. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/07/2009, 5:11pm PST
Bad luck running into the one guy who knows even more about the world. NT by I need clarification 01/07/2009, 5:30pm PST
More than you (psh). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/07/2009, 5:46pm PST
If it's any consolation, kthor fell for something similar years ago. NT by Mischief Maker 01/07/2009, 6:17pm PST
He is ALSO an artist. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/07/2009, 6:38pm PST
What? This isnt over. This isnt FUCKING OVER NT by col.schickn 01/07/2009, 2:16pm PST
He's back, we went over his place, now I reek of cigarettes. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/07/2009, 7:27pm PST
This is potentially good. by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/07/2009, 7:32pm PST
Unless he thinks the check did clear and we're trying to keep the money. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/07/2009, 7:57pm PST
Why was I even fucking trying? NT by Understanding the Psycho Mindset 01/07/2009, 8:03pm PST
I don't know, try helping them get a router working NT by Been There 01/07/2009, 8:28pm PST
Because you're a jagoff? 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/07/2009, 8:39pm PST
this is why you can never be a great detective like us NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/08/2009, 10:38am PST
I've got a pain in my sawdust :( NT by Entropy Stew 01/08/2009, 2:30pm PST
Sara "hold A while against the wall to" Sidle. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/08/2009, 4:47pm PST
How is he going to find that out, it's not like he has an internet con- OH SHIII NT by I need clarification 01/07/2009, 8:33pm PST
He doesn't actually know our names. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/07/2009, 8:46pm PST
You should still go ahead and shoot him, just to be safe. NT by pinback 01/07/2009, 7:49pm PST
This is the most awesome thread in history of thread(s) by New Guy 01/07/2009, 7:52pm PST
He's an okay guy I guess. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/07/2009, 8:17pm PST
What makes it brilliant by Vested Id 01/08/2009, 12:55am PST
hi wrom NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/08/2009, 10:39am PST
What kind of retard introduces his mother to a crackhead out on bail? by Entropy Stew 01/07/2009, 7:57pm PST
Moom said he seemed pretty normal and straight up I dunno legit. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/07/2009, 8:16pm PST
The scammer has become the scammed by Last 01/08/2009, 7:00am PST
Forget it, John. It's Shacktown. NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/08/2009, 6:05pm PST
If this works out for the best, I want to get a chance to sign the card. by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/07/2009, 8:23pm PST
So if nobody's gonna die in this thread, I'm going to stop reading it. NT by pinback 01/08/2009, 9:52pm PST
Well David Caruso might choke a troll but that's it. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/08/2009, 10:01pm PST
The guy came over again yesterday. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/16/2009, 7:43am PST
this storyline really lost traction NT by Tricknology 01/18/2009, 10:06pm PST
Re: this storyline really lost traction by New Guy 01/19/2009, 10:17am PST
Only one of us is going to get what we want. 8) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/19/2009, 11:09am PST
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