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by Hans Clastorp 11/25/2008, 8:31pm PST |
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Worm wrote:
Hans, can I ask you exactly how many times you remember putting a machete up to someone's throat in the game? I only noticed it twice, but knowing Ubisoft they probably have you doing it every fucking faction mission.
I only remember twice. But the Jackal held a machete to my throat a couple times too, making it an even bigger burn that you can't kill him at the end. <--- That was a spoiler.
Here's another one: The game ends with you and The Jackal both dying in an incredibly gay suicide pact. I'm not kidding here! Because this is supposed to be a "vast open-ended world" (there are two big fat maps that are actually really stunning, but there isn't really anything to do or find except diamonds, which you get way more of way faster by doing missions) where you get to "choose your own path and allies," (total bullshit) asks you to decide whether to blow yourself up to save a bunch of refugees, or deliver a suitcase full of diamonds to some dude and then shoot yourself in the head. The jackal doesn't care either way, he'd be up for both if only he could be in two places at once! So whatever man, so it's totally your call. No, you can't whip out your pistol and shoot him. Sorry.
I didn't actually go back and find out if I really die in the explosion, because I came up with the ingenious plan to try and take the diamond briefcase and then... I don't know, NOT blow my brains out afterwards. This is not an option. YOU CANNOT DO THAT, and it made me retroactively hate the entire shoddy stupid game. |
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