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Re: You guys are assholes. by Quétinbec 10/30/2008, 9:33pm PDT
motherfuckerfoodeater wrote:

Quétinbec wrote:

All this kicking and screaming I do is basically to cover up the fact that I'm the most boring person on earth.


Why'd you think I'm trying to cover up something on an anonymous, ends of the internet gaming forum? I'd rather not dwell on the length of my virginity or some of my physical defects because those are things I haven't happily come to terms with yet, but otherwise, I really don't give a shit what you know about me. You live in a country I have no intention of ever living or being employed in. We're never going to bump into each other and have an awkward moment because people from this forum only leave North America to visit dull countries for stupid reasons. You are completely harmless to me and I can safely tell you the truth about almost anything I want.

As for boring, I should sound boring to anyone properly raised because I have normal thinking and almost all the things I do are socially justified and appropriate. So, consider yourself on the right path in life if I'm sounding boring. People like Zseni think I'm weird because they live the repressed life of a coward and over the years have had to warp their thinking and bottle their feelings to make sense of their bullshit lives. Those kind of people make fun of self help books.
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I have homework! by Rafiki 10/28/2008, 1:19pm PDT NEW
    Who Moved My Cheese? by Fussbett 10/28/2008, 1:54pm PDT NEW
        non sequitur by FABIO 10/28/2008, 2:59pm PDT NEW
            What about snacks??? NT by I need clarification 10/28/2008, 8:08pm PDT NEW
                There was also no scenery NT by FABIO 10/30/2008, 2:08pm PDT NEW
        It's gotta boost employee morale to compare them to lab mice in a maze. NT by Mischief Euthanizer 10/28/2008, 10:16pm PDT NEW
        I never had to read that one, but it has been mentioned in staff meetings before by Rafiki 10/29/2008, 11:46am PDT NEW
            Let me guess where you can buy lots of copies of that book NT by I need clarification 10/29/2008, 12:08pm PDT NEW
                Probably. There was a subtle tugjob given to Wal-Mart here and there by Rafiki 10/29/2008, 12:16pm PDT NEW
            No, you're not too cynical. You just don't play on your zealot enough. by Zsenitan 10/29/2008, 1:49pm PDT NEW
                I'd play my zealot more if I didn't have to read stupid fucking books published by Rafiki 10/29/2008, 2:03pm PDT NEW
            Plus: Even if you're poor, got fucked, don't cause trouble, just be nice to us. NT by Fussbett 10/29/2008, 6:14pm PDT NEW
        Who Moved My Cheese: The Animated Feature by Rafiki 07/09/2014, 9:15pm PDT NEW
        We were given Cheese to read at work. Christ. NT by Yorick 08/09/2020, 12:12pm PDT NEW
            Somebody wrote they were reading this on a dating site too NT by laudablepuss 08/09/2020, 5:47pm PDT NEW
                My company just offered “voluntary separations” by Rafiki 08/09/2020, 6:14pm PDT NEW
                    I wish companies would do that. by Yorick 08/09/2020, 6:52pm PDT NEW
    Corporate touchy-feely by Last 10/28/2008, 2:51pm PDT NEW
        You guys are assholes. by Quétinbec 10/30/2008, 6:25am PDT NEW
            I can't imagine why she's now your EX-girlfriend NT by Mischief Euthanizer 10/30/2008, 8:07am PDT NEW
                What's that supposed to mean, MM? Are you making fun of me or her? NT by Quétinbec 10/30/2008, 9:34pm PDT NEW
            Re: You guys are assholes. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/30/2008, 8:28am PDT NEW
                WRONG. by Zsenitan 10/30/2008, 12:33pm PDT NEW
                Re: You guys are assholes. by Quétinbec 10/30/2008, 9:33pm PDT NEW
                    This is all the "Self-Help" you will ever need. by Mischief Maker 10/30/2008, 9:57pm PDT NEW
                    Re: You guys are assholes. by Zsenitan 11/01/2008, 10:10am PDT NEW
            Too Soon Old, Too Late Smart by Fussbett 10/30/2008, 11:29am PDT NEW
            I love Earth's self help books. The more of them I digest, the easier it is for by me to hide amongst you! - Exthok 10/30/2008, 11:54am PDT NEW
                I like Exthok, he seems like a regular guy. NT by laudablepuss 10/30/2008, 12:31pm PDT NEW
                    I, too, would like to hang out with him. NT by Moog 10/30/2008, 1:27pm PDT NEW
                        How can you hang out with people you're not even real you dont have hands NT by The Breadman 03/09/2009, 4:47pm PDT NEW
                            Stop, you'll make him cry. :( by laudablepuss 03/09/2009, 4:51pm PDT NEW
                                He has very sensitive feelings (because he is such a nice wonderful person/cow). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/09/2009, 5:00pm PDT NEW
                                    Also because I was not circumcised by Moog 03/09/2009, 6:53pm PDT NEW
                                        Not circumsized much like myself (mary sue mary sue mary sue mary sue). by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/09/2009, 7:23pm PDT NEW
            My psychiatrist makes me buy self-help books all the time, with my own money! by Jerry Whorebach 10/30/2008, 9:56pm PDT NEW
            Re: You guys are assholes. by The Breadman 03/09/2009, 4:50pm PDT NEW
    Re: I have homework! by FABIO 10/28/2008, 3:01pm PDT NEW
        You're being glib. Don't be glib, FABIO. NT by Tom Cruise 10/28/2008, 6:26pm PDT NEW
    Is this like dancing at work? :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/28/2008, 3:50pm PDT NEW
        Re: Is this like dancing at work? :( by Rafiki 10/29/2008, 11:48am PDT NEW
            HORRIBLE :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/29/2008, 11:57am PDT NEW
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                    So your music is actually a job. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/14/2008, 4:19pm PST NEW
                        No. NT by Fullofkittens 12/19/2008, 1:04pm PST NEW
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