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| Am I allowed to pad my list with fictional characters? by Jerry Whorebach 10/15/2008, 1:49am PDT | ||||
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| Too bad, I'm doing it anyway. (That's what BT said.)
MM: I busted her out of some dick's castle, then busted a nut all up in her back at the secret fairy glade. This guy I know wrote a song about it and played it on his lute. JG: Obsessed with primates. Met her one wet morning in Tanzania, where she taught me how to do it gorilla-style. I imagine that would be a good thing to know if your penis is small like a gorilla penis but it doesn't help me, I have a penis that's like two penises, it's AWESOME. CW: She was planning to steal the world's largest diamond, when my ward and I showed up to stop her she stuck us in some kind of giant centerfuge. I managed to cut the ropes with one of the boomerangs I carry in my utility... nevermind, this story is getting too complicated and stupid. The point is WE BONED, upside-down and backwards. NC: Voluptuous redhead from Rice Lake, Wisconsin. Totally hot and a demon in the sack, but has to wear this ridiculous breathing apparatus at night otherwise she could die from snoring. Also one time in bed she called me Tom which creeped me out. SI: Russian Jewess, and second-in-command of the galaxy's last, best hope for peace. I thought it was stupid that I had to come all the way out to the edge of the galaxy to do a HUMAN woman. They have those on Earth too, you know! Her dialogue sucked and that wasn't the only thing if you know what I mean (falopian tubes). There, five sexual experiences. That ought to earn me some respect around here (looking at you jsoh). |
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Sexual partners (initials only) by 10/14/2008, 10:44am PDT  I think I already covered my "experience." NT by 10/14/2008, 11:07am PDT I really believe this isn't QB. NT by 10/14/2008, 11:46am PDT It totally doesn't sound like him, at all. NT by 10/14/2008, 10:49pm PDT LN WAS MY SISTER YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH. NT by 10/14/2008, 11:51am PDT Over what period did you fuck 13 girls? NT by 10/14/2008, 10:14pm PDT Me? I guess 13 years. NT by 10/14/2008, 10:22pm PDT No. Whoever the fuck is responsible for starting this thread. NT by 10/15/2008, 3:58am PDT Am I allowed to pad my list with fictional characters? by 10/15/2008, 1:49am PDT Site full of pussies, no surprise. Entire subforum deemed invalid. NT by 10/21/2008, 9:40am PDT |
