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| Sexual partners (initials only) by MS 10/14/2008, 10:44am PDT | ||||
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| I have enjoyed watching the evolution of this site from a place where people discuss computer games to a bizarre cesspit where sexual maladjusts infer virility issues about each other into infinity - and beyond! But there is one problem with the current model, which is that the individual sexual histories of each poster are not public knowledge, leaving us unsure as to whether, say, Fussbett is speaking from a position of experience or just got pityfucked by a thick-legged Ecuadorian and now thinks he knows it all. So I propose a solution - each poster, under threat of banning, will compose a complete list of their sexual partners, referred to by initials only to prevent any idle Googler from having their feelings hurt. Then, we can return to this thread and reference a poster's history and attitudes to understand more deeply where they are coming from. Quentin, if you don't know the names of each of your whores, feel free to just use "W1," "W2," etc.
Ready? Let's start! KL: For some reason enjoyed sleeping with virginal boys, a deeply unrewarding occupation if you ask me. Second time no better than the first, but what else can be expected? MH: Older woman, but as old as I am now which is sort of chilling. Deeply patient with early fumblings as well as accidental ejaculating inside her. Fucked in a lake and an ice cave as she was outdoorsy. LN: Fucked in a hotel room where other people were sleeping. Starting to get the hang if it. Second time, made her come first with my hands before even touching her with my dick - eureka! BT: Russian Jewess, great ass. First long-term sexual partner. Only girl I have ever been with who enjoyed anal sex and requested it, leading me to realize that I don't like it and will never request it. Although there was all this rigamarole to the proceedings where I had to make her orgasm vaginally first, then put a new condom on, then just put the head of my penis in while she used a vibrator, etc etc. Would result in earth-shaking orgasms for her but not much for me, certainly not enough to justify all that work! The first time we fucked I came three times in like an hour and a half but luckily I have a big penis so she gave me another chance. NS: Oral / manual only, as she was a virgin and wasn't sure she wanted to go all the way. Enjoyable working at the outside of her pussy with my penis and promising I wouldn't put it in - and then not doing it! Also had to browbeat her into sitting on my face, which was for her own good. BJ: Hotel room, drunk, don't remember much. FC: Spectacular body, deep seated emotional issues. Every time we broke up and got back together the sex got hotter - the first time, I discovered that the angle of my penis in a certain position made her fejaculate, which was amusing. Lots and lots of loud, athletic sex. Liked to be tied up, a shame I didn't do more of it. DL: One-night stand, not intentional. Spectacular long, lean body, stupid tattoos. Went to her place, fucked her hard from behind while pulling her hair. Ate her out in the morning as a way to make amends. Never saw each other again after I overslept the day of our second date (see NG below) SF: Fucked her the night after DL, took her to a show and took her home. Would sometimes make me stop fucking her because it was "starting to feel too good," which I should have just responded "You are goign to have a real vaginal orgasm, you have slept with fucking pussies your whole life who could never give you one, shut the fuck up and let it happen," but didn't. In exchange, she would blow me and let me nut on her chest (very nice). We broke up and right after I gave her a great fuck to let her know what she'd be missing. NG: Two days after I fucked SF, I fucked a friend's ex after my birthday party. I was so whiskeydicked that I couldn't come but also couldn't lose my erection, so I slammed her for about two hours until her pussy was mercilessly abraded. Can't remember if I ever did bust a nut. The next day was supposed to be my second date with DL but I slept for fourteen hours. BL: Half-Japanese, fantastic body. Said the best thing ever during sex, in response to "God, I love your body" - "It belongs to you." Straight-up Cinemax softcore moment. She had one of those ring-style birth control things that dispenses hormones so we could fuck unprotected, which I loved. Often I'd fuck her so hard that it would pop out. TF: Great ass and legs. Amazing mouth. Extremely easy to bring to orgasm, which is a plus. Still think about her more often than I should. Looking at this, it's a little thin and sad, but who cares! A new era of openness is upon us, my friends! Who will be the first to doff their costume of false modesty and join me in the sauna of full disclosure? |
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Sexual partners (initials only) by 10/14/2008, 10:44am PDT  I think I already covered my "experience." NT by 10/14/2008, 11:07am PDT I really believe this isn't QB. NT by 10/14/2008, 11:46am PDT It totally doesn't sound like him, at all. NT by 10/14/2008, 10:49pm PDT LN WAS MY SISTER YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH. NT by 10/14/2008, 11:51am PDT Over what period did you fuck 13 girls? NT by 10/14/2008, 10:14pm PDT Me? I guess 13 years. NT by 10/14/2008, 10:22pm PDT No. Whoever the fuck is responsible for starting this thread. NT by 10/15/2008, 3:58am PDT Am I allowed to pad my list with fictional characters? by 10/15/2008, 1:49am PDT Site full of pussies, no surprise. Entire subforum deemed invalid. NT by 10/21/2008, 9:40am PDT |
