|
by Chummy chum chum filter 10/07/2008, 5:28am PDT |
|
 |
|
 |
|
When I were a lad
littered with jacuzzis full of Swedish models
fixing things with a few clicks of mouse
A-Levels
the left hand rule for counting wave lengths (or WHATEV)
learnt
Mr Freeman
devilish physics
the most tricky of scientific experiments
turning aliens into piles of green goo and bullets
OK, so
who could justifiably call Jack Bauer a big girls' blouse
"that guy with the briefcase"
(depending on which Valve employee you ask)
realises
this alien big brother
Intriguing no?
the general dystopian idea
(yes, here we go again)
oncoming onslaught
sod off
epic backpacking adventure
an OS map
Indi
sucks on a few Murray mints
the long lost temple of whajamacallit
"Now you have fun little one”
my frog wellies and duffel coat
go play with concrete blocks in the garden again
a mislaid spud gun
a single path "cattle run" affair
where the bleeping beep you're are supposed to go
a more waking state of mind
whilst
"a ha ha ha, aren't I clever for realising I have to walk across the......", moments.
smattering
these virtual actors
humanising
these non-playable chums
flawlessly irritating
whatever those Valve AI programmers have been stuffing inside their heads
realisation
comrades
the IQ of a spam sandwich
hand on heart
can’t fail to enjoy
my most heartfelt indifference |
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
Half-Life 2 - from the Orange Box (PS3) by Jimmy! 10/06/2008, 11:54am PDT 
I can spot a fellow Texan from a mile away. Say, friend, how the hell are ya? NT by Last 10/06/2008, 12:14pm PDT
Worm's review has some competition! NT by FABIO 10/06/2008, 12:23pm PDT
I'm going to order a SPAM SANDWICH on my HAMBURGER PHONE. NT by Jerry Whorebach 10/06/2008, 4:35pm PDT
fail STAY SHIT 3 NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/06/2008, 8:39pm PDT
Can I get a retard translator over here? Thanks. NT by TSI (TROLL SCENE INVESTIGATOR) 10/06/2008, 8:42pm PDT
you need one of your own posts translated NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/06/2008, 8:43pm PDT
This is really hard! NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/06/2008, 8:50pm PDT
He's just got 4chan and caltrops mixed up. NT by Worm 10/06/2008, 9:13pm PDT
Re: Half-Life 2 - from the Orange Box (PS3) by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/06/2008, 11:33pm PDT
You're hired NT by Actionbutton.net 10/07/2008, 1:44am PDT
PRINT by Chummy chum chum filter 10/07/2008, 5:28am PDT
Re: Half-Life 2 - from the Orange Box (PS3) by Jimmy! 10/07/2008, 6:01am PDT
NT is automatically appended to titles when the post contain no text, Tex. NT by Last 10/07/2008, 8:58am PDT
De poas contain no tex! NT by Too much bahbahque! 10/07/2008, 9:03am PDT
The MGS4 facial animation is probably all artificial anyway. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/07/2008, 9:34am PDT
I bet it doesn't actually synch or use proper movements by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/12/2008, 10:28pm PDT
I hear Pixar is using the Source engine for their next film. NT by Big Valve Fan 10/12/2008, 10:30pm PDT
that would be smart, pixar is a good company NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/13/2008, 6:05am PDT
Unlike blizzard (bad company til the day they die). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/13/2008, 6:31am PDT
I think I saw that in an episode of Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye NT by Jerry Whorebach 10/12/2008, 11:24pm PDT
So... no one else into deaf girls? by Jerry Whorebach 10/14/2008, 6:27pm PDT
|
|
