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[quote name="Chummy chum chum filter"]When I were a lad littered with jacuzzis full of Swedish models fixing things with a few clicks of mouse A-Levels the left hand rule for counting wave lengths (or WHATEV) learnt Mr Freeman devilish physics the most tricky of scientific experiments turning aliens into piles of green goo and bullets OK, so who could justifiably call Jack Bauer a big girls' blouse "that guy with the briefcase" (depending on which Valve employee you ask) realises this alien big brother Intriguing no? the general dystopian idea (yes, here we go again) oncoming onslaught sod off epic backpacking adventure an OS map Indi sucks on a few Murray mints the long lost temple of whajamacallit "Now you have fun little one” my frog wellies and duffel coat go play with concrete blocks in the garden again a mislaid spud gun a single path "cattle run" affair where the bleeping beep you're are supposed to go a more waking state of mind <b>whilst</b> "a ha ha ha, aren't I clever for realising I have to walk across the......", moments. smattering these virtual actors humanising these non-playable chums flawlessly irritating whatever those Valve AI programmers have been stuffing inside their heads realisation comrades the IQ of a spam sandwich hand on heart can’t fail to enjoy my most heartfelt indifference[/quote]