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by bombMexico 10/02/2008, 11:55pm PDT |
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(this turned from oven mitt love NT post into general fallout complaints, anyone who hasn't bought a console in the last 5 years can go ahead and see themselves out, sorry)
Some terrible character studies. If I had huge brains like Lizard King I could say for sure that that guys name is probably "Pockets." As it is, i'm only pretty sure.
So it looks like children are in the game then. If they are dressed like this i will most definitely kill them.
"ok whatever we have some guns that shoot things with rubberbands and some mad max characters but what's missing? Shit, where are you going to watch tv in the future? We'll be crucified for this glaring plothole everybody BRAINSTORM"
The artist saw Futurama's Leela and her wrist mounted whatever and just thought that's it. He's been fired from his job and when his friends check in on him he's drawing wrist watch tv's all over the walls of his room but that's OK he's finally figured a way out and steps in front of a subway.
Until recently i've been generally ignoring previews and interviews, just assuming it was the 2nd coming (it's fallout3 for fuck's sake), but while digging up concept art to reign in Jerry's enthusiasm i've been accidentally reading this shit and it's like these designers aren't creating the game around my wants at all.
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I don't play Fallout for the total emphasis on combat, and i don't play Bethesda games for their great dialogue and story, I'm not sure why i thought this was going to end well just STUPID i guess :(
No mod support out of the gate, possibly at all. For pc users this is bad as Oblivion was buggy as hell until unofficially patched to perfection. For me this is bad because I'm not sure i can play a Bethesda game anymore if there isn't a Big Fat Tits mod or a player created spell to make thousands of watermelons rain from the sky.
an interviewer from a link i'm not linking, please take my word for it wrote:
guy:Groin/Eye shots?
Bethesda: They figure that a crit on the eye will gib the head anyways so probably leaving that out. Groin shot is a maybe.
Billions of dollars to upgrade my rig and these cunts are too lazy to make an eyeball exploding animation? MAYBE they'll let me shotgun mutant balls into confetti? Am i playing the game wrong or whut? All i did was shoot eyes and crotches (with an occasional arm if i keep getting gibbed) in the previous games.
Weapons decay, you need to stockpile the exact same weapons for parts to fix original weapon
a hacking minigame everytime you walk up to something they can put a hacking minigame on
Load times for every single building
They made this instead of Fallout: Tactics 2 |
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10mm SMG by Jerry Whorebach 09/23/2008, 9:11am PDT 
And? NT by confused lurker 09/24/2008, 2:21pm PDT 
AND KILL YOUR 10mOOm NT by KILL YOUR mOOm 09/24/2008, 2:29pm PDT 
My what? My MOOG?? D: NT by confused lurker 09/24/2008, 2:35pm PDT 
David Caruso already killed Moog (in a thrilling episode of Troll Police). :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/24/2008, 2:48pm PDT 
Guess I missed out. Link? Anyway, how bout them SMGs. NT by confused lurker 09/24/2008, 3:02pm PDT 
I posted it to caltrops a couple weeks ago. :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/24/2008, 4:53pm PDT 
Thanks! I enjoyed the first season of Troll Police. NT by dumbass lurker 09/26/2008, 1:13am PDT 
THAT IS DUMB, THERE ARE NO SEASONS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/02/2008, 7:06pm PDT 
I'm talking about PISS, and shit, and what the fuck are you talking about? D: by IMA MAKE YOU A FAGGOT :( OLD STYLE 10/07/2008, 9:25am PDT 
I forgot, but I think it involves trolls. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/07/2008, 9:33am PDT 
A refreshing change of pace. NT by more like change of PISS, and shit. 10/07/2008, 1:38pm PDT 
It's not as retro-futuristic as I had hoped :( by Jerry Whorebach 09/24/2008, 5:56pm PDT 
Jerry Warmongerbach NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/24/2008, 10:01pm PDT 
Ahh, I see. Thanks! by dumbass lurker 09/25/2008, 10:33am PDT 
That is so cool. NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/26/2008, 2:13am PDT 
Jerry = QB SMOKING GUN NT by FABIO 09/25/2008, 12:59pm PDT 
it's not really a secret if you make a post on it and provide examples by bombMexico 10/02/2008, 6:52pm PDT 
My favorite is the Oven Mitt. NT by Mischief Maker 10/02/2008, 7:01pm PDT 
Probably being fired from an oven mitt crossbow on the opposite page. by bombMexico 10/02/2008, 11:55pm PDT 
The wrist TV is actually the Pipboy. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/03/2008, 12:07am PDT 
I KNOW what a pipboy is you retard. by bombMexico 10/05/2008, 11:54am PDT 
bawww NT by bawwwmbMexico 10/05/2008, 12:51pm PDT 
It's okay bawwwww, everybody hurts, SOMETIMES. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/05/2008, 9:10pm PDT 
I'm so excited for this game I am ripping one of the sleeves off of my jacket! NT by T-Rex 10/03/2008, 12:08am PDT 
Use the sleeve material to fashion pockets. NT by Fussbett 10/03/2008, 1:00am PDT 
I wonder where they got the idea for a merchant like in Resident Evil 4? NT by Jerry Whorebach 10/05/2008, 9:15pm PDT 
Oh my God, is that really a propane-powered +1 FLAMING SWORD?! by Jerry Whorebach 10/04/2008, 12:50pm PDT 
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