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Braid
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by Jerry Whorebach 08/14/2008, 5:00am PDT |
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Give up? So did Tom Chick.
Tom Chick wrote:
First, a disclaimer: I haven't finished Braid, and I have no intention of doing so. I ambled through to the end of the fifth world, and along the way, I grabbed some of the puzzle pieces you need to finish the game. I've gone back and worked through a few more of the puzzle pieces, and I've talked to others about the solutions to even more. Perhaps most importantly, I've heard developer Jonathan Blow give a talk in which he explained the ending, which is one of the most brilliant computer game endings I've ever seen. I guess you could say I've experienced most of Braid's content, just not the way Braid intended.
I want to like Braid. I really do. I envy the people who like it. Partly because I think people who like Braid enough to finish it are pretty smart (this isn't necessarily true of people who finished Portal, a similarly brilliant and economic work of genius, but one that so leads its players by the nose that any retard can finish it and think he's pretty smart and then go online to make "the cake is a lie" references). [I wonder if he's thinking of any retard(s) in particular? -JW]
Braid is a true test. It doesn't come to you. It sits there as indifferent as a cat leaving you with nothing to do but sit and stare until you wise up or quit out. Or cheat like a chump by looking up the solution online. Braid is like having a really smart guy throw a brain teaser at you, and this really smart guy isn't going to just let you say 'I give up' and then tell you the answer. Which I'd find pretty annoying, but some people would totally be into. Braid doesn't exist to entertain you. It exists to challenge you.
Furthermore, Braid exists to subvert. My brother once pressed on me his copy of Watchmen. I tried to read it. I failed. I realized that a deconstruction of comic books didn't mean much to me since I wasn't a comic book fan. Similarly, Braid's deconstruction of old-school Mario-style 2D platformers doesn't mean much to me since I'm not a fan of old-school Mario-style 2D platformers. Whereas I adored Killer 7, which was a deconstruction of, well, a lot of stuff that I was a fan of.
So he doesn't like Watchmen or Super Mario Bros. either, he's more into killer7 and describing things as deconstructions of other things. Which I can totally respect, in the same way that Spain's Olympic basketball team respects the Chinese, through cruel mockery and Olympic-level basketball. |
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Eurogamer gave it a 10/10 by Worm 08/10/2008, 2:10pm PDT 
I think you're wrong about Braid. by bink 08/10/2008, 3:53pm PDT 
The term 'free' is meaningless, you fuckwank. Everything has a price tag. NT by Caltrops Econ 101 08/10/2008, 4:41pm PDT 
Semantics. Blackcats Games = free; Braid = not free. NT by bink 08/11/2008, 7:04am PDT 
Worst possible tracker to mention in the same breath as "free" by Worm 08/11/2008, 8:57pm PDT 
You MONSTER! They have a seed point system! How could you!? NT by bink 08/12/2008, 7:03am PDT 
Not just acclaimed, but pretty motherfucking pretentious. by Worm 08/10/2008, 6:50pm PDT 
So does this justify unfunny arcade's screeching about what games we should buy? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/10/2008, 7:00pm PDT 
No, alls I'm sayin is the game's pretty cool man, is alls I'm sayin. NT by bink 08/11/2008, 7:04am PDT 
Re: I think you're wrong about Braid. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/11/2008, 10:19am PDT 
Re: I think you're wrong about Braid. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/11/2008, 11:01am PDT 
Re: Eurogamer gave it a 10/10 by Worm is a God Damned Moron 08/12/2008, 5:14pm PDT 
Whoa, you're gonna tell me that the demo actually compelled you to buy it? by Worm 08/12/2008, 7:03pm PDT 
No, all the reviews of how groundbreaking it was compelled me to buy it NT by Worm is a God Damned Moron 08/12/2008, 7:13pm PDT 
I bought it for Worm by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/14/2008, 11:47am PDT 
Hey guess who agrees with worm? by Jerry Whorebach 08/14/2008, 5:00am PDT 
Did Tom Chick finish Portal? "Cake is a Lie" comes well before its end. NT by Ray of Light 08/14/2008, 5:43am PDT 
Maybe not, but people sure did make a lot of those jokes after the game came out by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/14/2008, 9:47am PDT 
Re: Hey guess who agrees with worm? by Quétinbec 08/14/2008, 5:54am PDT 
I'm pretty sure that lack of wank is not Tom Chick's problem. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/14/2008, 11:01am PDT 
QB and I have similar attitudes about jerkin' it, chiefly that more is better. by Zsenitan 08/14/2008, 11:40am PDT 
Re: QB and I have similar attitudes about jerkin' it, chiefly that more is bette by Grumah 08/14/2008, 4:33pm PDT 
Re: QB and I have similar attitudes about jerkin' it, chiefly that more is bette by Quentin Beck 08/14/2008, 6:23pm PDT 
FUCK THE FORUM RRGGGGG NT by Zsenitan 08/14/2008, 6:23pm PDT 
Jso and I both enjoyed this. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/14/2008, 7:47pm PDT 
Re: QB and I have similar attitudes about jerkin' it, chiefly that more is bett by Quétinbec 08/15/2008, 8:31am PDT 
Someone explain this "super mario brothers" to me NT by Professional Game Reviewer 08/14/2008, 8:51am PDT 
For all the wrong reasons! by Worm 08/14/2008, 9:01am PDT 
the genius required to solve braids puzzles: by Grumah 08/14/2008, 4:30pm PDT 
Solved that on my own =\ by FABIO 08/15/2008, 10:28am PDT 
Pal, PAL... Don't make me tell you what you can do with that $15... NT by Psycho Tycho 08/15/2008, 3:48pm PDT 
OUR SHIT IS ABOUT TO BE RUINED NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/15/2008, 4:29pm PDT 
Re: the genius required to solve braids puzzles: by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/15/2008, 4:37pm PDT 
Guess who else? by Worm 08/17/2008, 8:03am PDT 
I posted that then put on a pot of coffee so I could try to read it. by Worm 08/17/2008, 9:03am PDT 
Re: I posted that then put on a pot of coffee so I could try to read it. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/17/2008, 11:51am PDT 
Re: I posted that then put on a pot of coffee so I could try to read it. by FABIO 08/17/2008, 12:43pm PDT 
Re: I posted that then put on a pot of coffee so I could try to read it. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/17/2008, 12:45pm PDT 
Worm, I am also glad to see you drinking coffee. I give it five stars (out of 5) NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/17/2008, 12:46pm PDT 
I enjoyed some of it, but that's no reason not to fucking hate it. NT by Worm 08/17/2008, 3:27pm PDT 
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