Originally Posted by Mookee
Explain this to me like I'm a 6 year old: How is not tuning into the Olympics on your TV going to change anything about the situation in China?

Dear Six Year Old Mookee:

The point of this thread isn't really about me not watching the Olympics, but yes, nobody gives the entire length of Dirt's two inch penis (only Daddy talks that way!) whether or not I actually watch them this year. The point is using the internet, specifically internet forums, for one of its primary uses: IMPOTENT FAIRYFUCK WHINING.

You see SYOM, if it weren't for IMPOTENT FAIRYFUCK WHINING, angsty old white guys like me would not even have the anemic facade of a shred of a wisp of a cunt hair (Daddy!) of satisfaction of cutting loose and GIVING THOSE BASTARDS WHAT-FOR! TESTIFY! RED MEAT AND PUSSY! Yes, I meant cats. Cheeky little bastard.

So here's the choices:

1. I say FUCK CHINA! and everyone says HELL YES! and then we go back to our sad weird little isolated lives because really, fuck the Chinese anyway, who cares. We don't really care about happens to our neighbor down the street, who cares about a pile of Chans a half a world away? OK, maybe we care about that dickhead Brad on the corner, with his stupid white trash doughboy pool and rickety camper shell pickup that he insists on referring to as an "RV," because hoping someone contracts a fictitious species of cock lice is a form of caring.

2. I say FUCK CHINA! and everyone says HELL YES! and I reply I MEAN IT! and everyone inexplicably says WELL OK BITCH PUT EM ON THE GLASS and we form an underground terrorist cell called The Dipshits of Ill-Advised Vengeance and try to blow up the Beijing National Stadium in protest. BECAUSE THIS MUST BE WHAT YOU'RE IMPLYING AS THIS IS P&R AND THE WE ONLY SPEAK IN EXTREMES HERE, MISTER MAN.

3. I say nothing, neither does anyone else, and P&R dies a swift death of emptiness and we all go about our lives with the pit of our stomachs just a bit more sour thanks to all that pent-up unrequited unspoken IMPOTENT FAIRYFUCK WHINING and the internet goes back to being just a glorified porn repository again. Yippee fucking SKIP.



Now what's it gonna be, Junior?









You know I wrote that whole fucking thing and then realized answer #3 was the best one after all :(

(I hate you Mookee)