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Re: Guess what Dana Stevens thinks about it though. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/07/2008, 11:00pm PDT
Dana Stevens wrote:

If some 32nd-century archeologist were to unearth a DVD copy of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (Paramount), her first task—after converting the barbaric early digital technology to a more current brain-wave-based viewing system—


And this is just how it STARTS. I think I am anticipating her horrible writing more than most movies these days. I am absolutely amazed that people give her money to write. I really thought nobody would ever top the work of Brent DiCrescenzo at Pitchfork, but every single sentence of hers is an abomination. How the fuck can someone be unqualified to write movie reviews? I was even prepared for the book report thing as Creex stated. I was not prepared for the HAY LOOKIT ME female archeologist, the inclusion of (Paramount) in a run-on sentence that goes nowhere, the idea that brain-waves are this input/output system for content in the future... she is the only person in the world who never fails to disappoint.

I will now read the second sentence and beyond.


ICJ
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Indiana Jones and the Kindgom of a buncha BOOL CHIT by Bodybag 05/22/2008, 5:47pm PDT NEW
    Guess what Dana Stevens thinks about it though. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/22/2008, 8:21pm PDT NEW
        Huge SPOILERS here, as I quote Dana... by Fussbett 06/07/2008, 10:40pm PDT NEW
        Re: Guess what Dana Stevens thinks about it though. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/07/2008, 11:00pm PDT NEW
    Spoiler free here. by Fussbett 06/07/2008, 11:18pm PDT NEW
        Yeah it was pretty much shit. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/08/2008, 12:11am PDT NEW
    Better or worse than Sky Captain? NT by FABIO 06/09/2008, 10:38am PDT NEW
        Probably better. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/10/2008, 12:08am PDT NEW
            Yeah, better. I actually enjoyed the beginning of Indy4 well enough. NT by Fussbett 06/10/2008, 12:19am PDT NEW
                The beginning confused me because all his dialog was dubbed then. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/10/2008, 12:56am PDT NEW
    Not a single person was shown getting shot by FABIO 10/26/2008, 11:19pm PDT NEW
        Re: Not a single person was shown getting shot by Creexuls, a monster >:3 10/27/2008, 3:55am PDT NEW
    Re: Indiana Jones and the Kindgom of a buncha BOOL CHIT by Mischief Maker 10/26/2008, 11:40pm PDT NEW
 
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