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Note to R. Kelly, fire your laywer. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/22/2008, 8:31pm PDT
Once it's well-established that Jamison didn't pay much attention to the alleged victim's crotch and torso, Adam Jr. asks whether Jamison has seen a "Waymon Brothers" movie called Little Man. "They took the head of Marlon Waymons and put it on a midget, and it looked real, didn't it?" Adam Jr. exclaims, emphasizing the last two words for maximum "gotcha" effect. Jamison looks at him like he's a lunatic or, at least, an astoundingly bad film critic. "Not reeeally," she says, her voice lilting in disbelief as the courtroom breaks up. Congratulations to the Waymon Brothers: This is the first time Little Man has generated laughter.

Amazingly, Adam Jr. is not kidding about any of this. Just as special effects turned Marlon Wayans (I know your last name, my friend!) into a little person, he suggests, so might the sex tape we saw on Tuesday be some sort of digital collage of faces and bodies. He asks Jamison whether she can tell if the video has been tampered with. Judge Gaughan doesn't allow the question: "Just because she's seen the Waymons' movies doesn't make her an expert on morphing."


Way mon, time to go to work.
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Everyone is accusin him of some old boolshit when he's just tryin ta have a good by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/21/2008, 2:33pm PDT NEW
    Here is some moar. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/22/2008, 8:24pm PDT NEW
        Note to R. Kelly, fire your laywer. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/22/2008, 8:31pm PDT NEW
            MORPHING EXPERT ---------> NT by Fussbett 05/22/2008, 11:17pm PDT NEW
            Allow me to rephrase: did Geedo fire first? NT by Lawn Order defense counsel 05/24/2008, 1:31pm PDT NEW
            Hot damn! We loves dem Waymons Brothers! NT by A jury of R Kelly's peers 05/26/2008, 3:57am PDT NEW
    Why are these separated? I don't know. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/03/2008, 4:24pm PDT NEW
    Aquitted of all charges. The Little Man defense... rests. NT by I need clarification 06/13/2008, 3:51pm PDT NEW
        REAL TALK NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/13/2008, 5:27pm PDT NEW
        Here is the slaet thing about it. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/14/2008, 10:07pm PDT NEW
 
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