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Everyone is accusin him of some old boolshit when he's just tryin ta have a good by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/21/2008, 2:33pm PDT OH SHIT (2:56:23 PM) Butrentray: r kelly news! (2:56:25 PM) Butrentray: http://www.slate.com/id/2191876/ (2:56:35 PM) Juh-howh Cable: I've already been reading that. (2:56:35 PM) Juh-howh Cable: It's been six years since this tape came to light, and after a litany of delays—Kelly's burst appendix, the prosecutor's pregnancy, Gaughan's own tumble from a ladder—the judge isn't going to let a marble-mouthed cop keep this trial from finally getting under way. (2:56:45 PM) Juh-howh Cable: SIX YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (2:56:55 PM) Juh-howh Cable: In Phoenix Wright the case would've ended after 3 days. (2:56:57 PM) Butrentray: haha (2:57:03 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Maximum. (2:57:23 PM) Butrentray: i don't have a DS or whatever you need to play that (2:57:28 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Seriously, at the beginning of the first game, they mention that the legal system is changed in such a way that after three days the defendent has to be declared guilty if they aren't proven innocent. (2:58:25 PM) Butrentray: i hope r kelly decides to defend himself with some real talk (2:58:55 PM) Juh-howh Cable: REAL TALK (2:59:04 PM) Juh-howh Cable: It got a little too real for this judge. (2:59:15 PM) Juh-howh Cable: A cop said the word "investigate" and he wants to call the whole trial off. (3:00:02 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Cocksucker pissin in your face wants to bust your rice bowl. (3:00:59 PM) Juh-howh Cable: "How are we supposed to act when R. Kelly come?" (3:01:56 PM) Butrentray: i like the fake mole (3:02:05 PM) Butrentray: that's just great (3:02:11 PM) Juh-howh Cable: Made with a marker. (3:02:28 PM) Butrentray: not even a 3d fake mole (3:03:10 PM) Butrentray: i can't believe this is the same thing that david chapelle was making jokes about like 30 years ago (3:06:30 PM) Juh-howh Cable: AND THEY'RE JUST GETTING TO A TRIAL ABOUT IT

Everyone is accusin him of some old boolshit when he's just tryin ta have a good by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/21/2008, 2:33pm PDT     Here is some moar. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/22/2008, 8:24pm PDT         Note to R. Kelly, fire your laywer. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/22/2008, 8:31pm PDT             MORPHING EXPERT ---------> NT by Fussbett 05/22/2008, 11:17pm PDT             Allow me to rephrase: did Geedo fire first? NT by Lawn Order defense counsel 05/24/2008, 1:31pm PDT             Hot damn! We loves dem Waymons Brothers! NT by A jury of R Kelly's peers 05/26/2008, 3:57am PDT     Why are these separated? I don't know. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/03/2008, 4:24pm PDT     Aquitted of all charges. The Little Man defense... rests. NT by I need clarification 06/13/2008, 3:51pm PDT         REAL TALK NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/13/2008, 5:27pm PDT         Here is the slaet thing about it. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/14/2008, 10:07pm PDT