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by Jerry Whorebach 05/20/2008, 3:08am PDT |
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There's this one scene, and I don't want to spoil it for you, but there's this one scene where Hayden is about to suck off an old man in a Lexus, and you have literally no idea why. You don't know what he's thinking, what his motivation is, if he's into it or not, nothing. I don't mean he plays it disaffected like Obi Wan in Trainspotting, I mean he doesn't play it at all. I've seen gay porn with more emotional investment. Honest to God, gay porn.
Then Kevin Kline shows up and freaks out and swallows a goldfish and dies and a ghost plane flies out of his ear and the Lexus changes into an SUV and the sun rises and sets in exactly the same place in the sky. I'm not EVEN joking. |
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Potential nerdrage apocalypse? by Gentleman Loser 05/19/2008, 2:12pm PDT 
Hayden Christensen is like Keanu Reeves without the Charisma. NT by Woah Maker 05/19/2008, 2:15pm PDT
He's also the hottest computer cowboy cruising the information superhighway! NT by What is he cruising for? 05/19/2008, 2:40pm PDT
His equipment: assless chaps, a lubed-up datajack, and the street drug known as NT by "Ecstasy" 05/19/2008, 2:45pm PDT
Until a shadowy conspiracy offered him a cure... NT by FOR A PRICE!!!!!!!!!! 05/19/2008, 3:25pm PDT
evil was wipped out......... FOREVER NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/19/2008, 3:35pm PDT
Director's Resume: by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/19/2008, 4:08pm PDT
My coworker and I discuss by laudablepuss 05/19/2008, 4:49pm PDT
Everyone in my world says "what" a lot NT by laudablepuss 05/19/2008, 4:59pm PDT
It's a common word in interrogative sentences. by laudablepuss 05/19/2008, 5:46pm PDT
What? NT by laudablepuss 05/19/2008, 5:47pm PDT
William Gibson just ripped off Shadowrun anyway so who cares? NT by Nerdrage RISING 05/19/2008, 6:05pm PDT
shadowrun ripped off (I dunno, warhammer?) NT by Grumah 05/19/2008, 8:29pm PDT
I drew the short straw, and have to defend this shit by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/20/2008, 2:05am PDT
If you want to see Hayden Christensen act, rent Life as a House. by Jerry Whorebach 05/20/2008, 3:08am PDT
I'm just going to drop the pretense now if it's all the same to you. NT by Zsenicolouryoulike 05/20/2008, 3:18am PDT
So, he's this generation's Keanu Reeves? NT by Fullofkittens 05/20/2008, 5:58am PDT
Did I mention Shattered Glass already? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/20/2008, 10:55am PDT
The sony straw has been pulled for youWAH NT by Metallica 05/20/2008, 10:54am PDT
Hey man, I'll help you out, with a slightly different approach... by Fussbett 05/20/2008, 11:58am PDT
What could be better than an ending that revolves around magical rich people? NT by Mischief Mnemonic 05/20/2008, 12:29pm PDT
Like bisg. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/20/2008, 1:01pm PDT
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