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by Jerry Whorebach 05/18/2008, 1:58am PDT |
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Too graphic? I thought so, but Richard Belzer said it about a box of donuts on Law & Order: Cigarette Burns Unit, and he's the second-funniest one on that show. Anyway, I've uncovered some old posts that should convince you I'm not a pervert.
Here's one, in which I express no interest what-so-ever in the girls from Full House, only their sexy Aunt Becky and her perky arches. That already makes me less predatory than Real American Hero Lance "Two Balls" Armstrong, who's been seen with one (and, by extension, both) of the Olsen Twins.
And here's another, in which I'm clearly pleased with the direction Alexa Vega has taken her character's appearance in the Spy Kids movies. Would a paedo be so enthusiastic about a young woman's physical development, vis-à-vis the bulbousness of her lumpy lady humps? No.
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Don't tell me to suck some dick by Lorini (QT3 poster) 05/13/2008, 4:16pm PDT 
A/S/L? NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/13/2008, 4:32pm PDT
Who's Lorini NT by Fortinbras 05/13/2008, 5:07pm PDT
Someone who's sucked dicks. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/13/2008, 8:30pm PDT
I was permabanned for posting "Nuff Said!" NT by Mischief Queller 05/13/2008, 5:09pm PDT
When did you make it past The Interview? NT by Entropy Stew 05/13/2008, 5:23pm PDT
It was during that brief experimental window of open registration NT by Mischief Queller 05/13/2008, 6:23pm PDT
To be fair, I was probably saying that in response to a Jerry Whorebach post. NT by Mischief Queller 05/13/2008, 6:42pm PDT
GO SUCK A DICK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. NT by Worm 05/13/2008, 5:09pm PDT
Re: Don't tell me to suck some dick by VORPoster 05/13/2008, 5:35pm PDT
GO SUCK A DICK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/13/2008, 5:39pm PDT
Re: Don't tell me to suck some dick by I need clarification 05/13/2008, 6:15pm PDT
No, no, no. by Qt3 Historian 05/13/2008, 7:52pm PDT
Man I couldn't wait for him to come back, you have no idea how badly I wanted to NT by Rimbo 05/13/2008, 10:02pm PDT
You are Zseni by Why do you hide? 05/14/2008, 1:09am PDT
You are Zseni NT by Why do you hide? 05/14/2008, 1:17am PDT
Jesus, he does have value over a freely-available replacement poster NT by Fucking retards 05/14/2008, 2:07am PDT
By the way, this cat-lady post, while great, was not me. NT by Zseni who knows what "exude" means 05/14/2008, 2:29pm PDT
A failed attempt at imagery from me, the by VORPoster 05/14/2008, 2:50pm PDT
Re: A failed attempt at imagery from me, the by Zseni Beacon Teaches Typing 05/14/2008, 3:22pm PDT
Well, I'm convinced it's not Zseni. Why would she talk to herself? NT by The Jury 05/14/2008, 3:51pm PDT
Exert is better, I now see. Thank you. NT by VORPoster 05/14/2008, 5:00pm PDT
You'll find it even easier to see without those balls obscuring your eyes. NT by Mischief Queller 05/14/2008, 5:15pm PDT
Cat lady by Ray of Light 05/14/2008, 3:04am PDT
The correct term for this is "being a woman" by Matt Berry 05/14/2008, 4:35pm PDT
This is also why girls have been crushing boys in elementary school for 20 years NT by Silly shit 05/14/2008, 5:42pm PDT
Elementary school! by <---- shit that matters 05/14/2008, 6:09pm PDT
I wasn't being sarcastic. NT by Silly shit 05/15/2008, 10:09am PDT
Awesome! Fuck those cunts! by Matt Berry 05/26/2008, 3:41pm PDT
Once I grilled Stepto over AW^2 by Zsenitigole 05/13/2008, 6:02pm PDT
Secretly, we all just want to fuck cars. NT by Mischief Queller 05/13/2008, 6:41pm PDT
Damnit I really thought I was getting one over on you. :( Let's just screw inste NT by Zsenitigole 05/13/2008, 6:43pm PDT
Do guys ever intentionally call women "cocksucker" as an insult? NT by Fussbett 05/13/2008, 6:46pm PDT
Sort of related story: by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/13/2008, 7:12pm PDT
I'd ask for your friends' numbers, but I wouldn't know what to do with them :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/13/2008, 7:37pm PDT
Well, neither of them are your mother by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/14/2008, 12:16pm PDT
Psh yeah, like I'm the model of composure when dealing with my mother :( by WHERE'D YOU GO TO GENIUS SCHOOL? 05/14/2008, 1:33pm PDT
Not really, but I kind of wanted to rant. NT by Zsenitigole 05/13/2008, 7:46pm PDT
No, that would entail acknowledging they serve a purpose. ^_^ [NSFW?] by Jerry Whorebach 05/13/2008, 8:11pm PDT
HERE IS YOUR ANSWER ^_^ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/16/2008, 3:16am PDT
It someone going to ask Zseni what AW^2 is? Thanx in adv. NT by Lurker 05/13/2008, 7:33pm PDT
"All Women Are Whores" old gamers angst meme those guys were fags btw NT by Zsenitigole 05/13/2008, 7:47pm PDT
More words of caution by Lorini (QT3 poster) 05/13/2008, 6:45pm PDT
Re: More words of caution by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/14/2008, 3:06am PDT
Wow this qt3 board must be filled with the biggest pussies in the world. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/13/2008, 8:35pm PDT
beegeest poosies NT by Entropy Stew 05/14/2008, 2:17am PDT
Re: Don't tell me to suck some dick by Lorini (QT3 poster) 05/14/2008, 9:33am PDT
Message boards definitely allow too much posting and words. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/14/2008, 10:21am PDT
I have something to add by Grumah 05/16/2008, 6:47pm PDT
Can some of you guys fight this Bill Dungsroman character with me? by Lorini (QT3 poster) 05/14/2008, 12:16pm PDT
Moderated forums create such open and spirited discussion by Mischief Queller 05/14/2008, 12:31pm PDT
NT NT by Mischief Queller 05/14/2008, 12:31pm PDT
Re: Can some of you guys fight this Bill Dungsroman character with me? by laudablepuss 05/14/2008, 2:26pm PDT
Wilting female writer NT by Zsenidworkin sheds an orcish tear 05/14/2008, 2:32pm PDT
What did I ever do to this Chris Nahr guy? by Fussbett 05/14/2008, 2:33pm PDT
bdr still has too much of the TAINT from his caltrops days. They should probabl NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/14/2008, 10:22pm PDT
Real classy, guys NT by metta 05/14/2008, 2:20pm PDT
I came from QT3 for the dick jokes by And decided to stay 05/14/2008, 2:22pm PDT
Welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/14/2008, 7:07pm PDT
Demon G Sides' alternate account was banned too. I'm still OK. NT by Lorini (QT3 poster) 05/15/2008, 10:10am PDT
We're degenerates, losers, aspies, AND TWINS ^_^ and mouthbreathers. :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/15/2008, 10:55am PDT
"^____^ Bloo bloo bloo O__________________O" NT by BDR's greatest Qt3 Hits. 05/15/2008, 11:08am PDT
So is anyone going to change the retards' diapers? NT by Bill Dungsroman 05/15/2008, 5:41pm PDT
Probably after the bloo bloo keyboard flipping. ^___________________^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/16/2008, 3:29am PDT
For those just joining us from QT3 by Jerry Whorebach 05/15/2008, 7:42pm PDT
Someone told me you were a kiddie fiddler. by No, really. 05/16/2008, 2:29pm PDT
Sadly, the only kind of "fiddler" I am is an aspiring one :( by Jerry Whorebach 05/16/2008, 3:09pm PDT
It's time we put this meme to bed (then creep in and molest it to death). by Jerry Whorebach 05/18/2008, 1:58am PDT
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