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Warning: the word "lore" is used in this post. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/13/2008, 3:03am PDT
The Nexus looks awesome from the outside -- a big spire of arcane energy surrounded by floating rings. And as soon as you walk into the first underground instance, you see a big ol' Red Dragon encased in a giant ice crystal, complete with fog effects. I bet you get to fight him! In Coldarra -- where The Nexus is located -- there's a small encampment of Kirin Tor mages shielding themselves, trying to hold off crazy ol' Malygos' magic-hating Blue Dragonflight lackies just outside of their little purple mini-Dalaran shield. Whoops, sorry, I started slipping into a lore trance for a second there. Speaking of which, I predict a magnitude 7.3 lorequake once people find out that any race -- Gnomes, Trolls, Draenei, whatever -- can be a Death Knight. Are the message boards prepared?


I WILL PAY $1,000 FOR THIS PERSON'S HOME ADDRESS, I DON'T WANT TO HARM THEM HRRRFGHHHHHGFDBBGFDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sholazar Basin is a tropical zone that shares a lot in common with Un'Goro Crater -- both were designed by the Titans as little sandboxes in which to play with life.


No, please, stop, I'm going to throw up.

Ancient history figures prominently in Wrath of the Lich King's lore: The Titans play a big role (as does the origin of races such as the Dwarves), and lead game designer Jeff Kaplan says that another Old God (like C'Thun in Ahn'Qiraj) sleeps somewhere below Northrend.


Why. Why did this shitty assfuck garbage even get onto the whiteboard. Why would this be in a game. Why do people care about this baby story shit. JUST.................. JUST WHY

This is another thing that makes me laugh. People take the "lore" (UGH!!!!!!!!) of this game seriously for some fucking retard assfuck reason, and yet they never question moronic design decisions, like putting A TROPICAL ZONE IN THE NORTH POLE. Oh but it's a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantasy world. YOU ARE A CUNT, CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT.

Of course if you think this article is bad, please do not read the comments below. Here's my impression of them:

THIS SUCKS WANT MORE INFO

NEEDS MORE SCREENSHOTS

SCREENSHOTS SUCK

THIS GAME WILL BE AWESOME CAN'T WAIT HRRRRN

YOU'RE A NEWB

LISTEN HERE FRIENDO LET ME WRITE OUT THIS GIGANTIC SCREED REPLYING TO A COMMENT I DISAGREED WITH SO STRONGLY THAT I WILL SHIT OUT A WALL OF TEXT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT NO READER OF THIS ARTICLE WILL GIVE A SHIT ABOUT

WOW THESE SCREENSHOTS LOOK AWESOME

HEY YOU PROBABLY SUCK AT THE GAME

There, you got the gist.
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1up buries their site in fresh sockshit, and disgraces themselves. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/13/2008, 2:22am PDT NEW
    GATHERING MORE RAEG by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/13/2008, 2:51am PDT NEW
        Did Jhoh really just quote Thoreau? NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 05/13/2008, 2:55am PDT NEW
            Yep. NT by Wikiquote 05/13/2008, 12:14pm PDT NEW
        Warning: the word "lore" is used in this post. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/13/2008, 3:03am PDT NEW
            Re: Warning: the word "lore" is used in this post. by bombMexico 05/14/2008, 1:19am PDT NEW
                Did you end up getting my home address by the way? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/14/2008, 1:30am PDT NEW
                    I think you're getting confused again, we're on the same side here by bombMexico 05/14/2008, 6:22pm PDT NEW
                        PS: Yeah we covered all this a year ago thanks wrom. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/12/2008, 2:05am PDT NEW
        sounds like they are increasing the reliance on cc and aoe tanking NT by Grumah 05/13/2008, 2:26pm PDT NEW
    Even ign's blowjob puff piece is more insightful. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/13/2008, 3:26am PDT NEW
        I have-a special key for-a your magic box! NT by Bee Mario 05/13/2008, 10:34am PDT NEW
            I miss Bee Mario already. :( SEXUALLY HARASSING EVERYONE NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/03/2008, 10:29am PDT NEW
                Life ain'ta nothin but-a tha beetches and-a tha gold coins NT by Bee Mario 06/03/2008, 8:51pm PDT NEW
                    PEARL STOP YOU MAKEA SUCH BROAD CARICATURES (O SOLO MIO) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/12/2008, 2:04am PDT NEW
    the saddest part by Grumah 05/13/2008, 12:29pm PDT NEW
    I joined a real guild kind of! by Zsenitigole 05/13/2008, 2:15pm PDT NEW
        playing an unbalanced class doesn't make wow not suck by Grumah 05/13/2008, 2:28pm PDT NEW
        You haven't been paying attention, it will probably take you a while. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/13/2008, 8:23pm PDT NEW
            I fucked up the quotes (ruuuuuu this terrible ass forum design). by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/13/2008, 8:59pm PDT NEW
                FUCK YOU NT by Entropy Stew 05/14/2008, 2:27am PDT NEW
                    Hey I would like to add a suggestion for a button that adds quote tags. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/14/2008, 2:34am PDT NEW
                Re: I fucked up the quotes (ruuuuuu this terrible ass forum design). by Zsenitigole 05/15/2008, 6:10pm PDT NEW
                    You play on a roleplaying server? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/16/2008, 12:45am PDT NEW
                        Re: You play on a roleplaying server? by Zsenitigole 05/16/2008, 3:07pm PDT NEW
                            Re: You play on a roleplaying server? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/16/2008, 3:45pm PDT NEW
                                Re: You play on a roleplaying server? by Zsenitigole 05/16/2008, 5:01pm PDT NEW
                            I was very disappointed by the lack of faggotry on the RPPVP server. by Fullofkittens 05/16/2008, 4:04pm PDT NEW
                                Re: I was very disappointed by the lack of faggotry on the RPPVP server. by Zsenitigole 05/16/2008, 4:53pm PDT NEW
 
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