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by Zsenitigole 04/25/2008, 4:03pm PDT |
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laudablepuss wrote:
Zsenitigole wrote:
Changes I would make to WoW:
1. Once I get a character to 70, fuckan let me reclass or get another 70 automatically or some shit because seriously levelling sucks. It's interesting the first couple times and a useful way to learn how to play your class, but it shouldn't be mandatory. Guild Wars and Tabula Rasa both solve this problem in different ways, but WoW is easy to play and has less spazzy Korean pvp that I can't win.
2. I'm cool with not seeing every speck of end game content. I do not ever want to participate in a 25-man raid. I do not need uber gear. However I would like more pretty zones to play in. Why are all the end-end-end game zones full of stink and zombies and raep machines? Zangarmarsh is great. I love Nagrand and Terokkar Forest. More like that please and less on attunement to Sockshittard Caverns.
3. EITHER boats n zeps OR bats n gryphons BUT NOT BOTH. I seriously spend more time commuting in WoW than I do IRL.
3a. At least make it possible for me to do fuckan tradeskills on gryphons. It's ridiculous that I can't knit bandages or twiddle flasks in flight.
4. Make goblins a playable race.
There are HUNDREDS of things that could be different in WOW that would make it more fun. THOUSANDS. I get depressed thinking about it. Can I take a boat out to fish? No. Can I steal a horse? No. Are there interesting hidden things to find on my own? No. I can farm for shit, grind for xp, hunt for gear. That's it, the end. :(
Sure there are lots of Things You Could Do, but with some of these suggestions you're talking about a game that isn't World of Warcraft, and I can point you - without any kind of mockery intended - towards the Morrowind/Oblivion mod scene, where shit like this gets done all the time and it's pretty cool.
But I don't have any problems with the basic limitations of the WoW universe. It is a spreadsheet with photo opportunities. I am cool with that in a MMORPG sense, which is one of the reasons that I like the game but could never be assed with any content that I need to know other humans in order to see. When I want a deeply interactive world, a world so interactive that I can totally customize the level of interactivity, I can and happily will go play Morrowind AGAIN.
With World Of Warcraft I just want to improve on some of the more annoying game mechanics, like commute times. My two favorite things to do in WoW are:
1. Gaming the auction house.
2. Soothing, unchallenging grindan in picturesque terrain. {- interactive screensaver
The distant third is being nightmarishly dominant in pvp, a feat I can't really accomplish anywhere else because hahaha hunters are so OP holy shit major imba. You have to have skill and finesse and finely tuned reflexes to be a successful FPS player, which I DON'T HAVE. In WoW the barriers of entry to pvp success are so low that even a girl can be Lord Spanker. A girl... with a cute widdle piggy!!!!!!!!!
Zangarmarsh and Nagrand are seriously like birthday presents for my playstyle. Motes! Clefthoof leather! Giant glowing mushrooms! Pastorale sauvage! THANKS BLIZZ! |
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Here is that comic about how wow was made and sockshitters. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/24/2008, 1:36pm PDT 
Here are more. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/24/2008, 1:47pm PDT 
This one is really wide so I'll post it separately. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/24/2008, 1:48pm PDT 
Very illuminating, but i still have a question by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/24/2008, 8:56pm PDT 
just fucking google it NT by Entropy Stew 04/24/2008, 10:17pm PDT 
Re: just fucking google it by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/25/2008, 12:29am PDT 
Good thing you have this site to warn you of things you SHOULD know. O_O by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/25/2008, 1:12am PDT 
George S. Patton called the Nazis sockshitters. by Fortinbras 04/25/2008, 2:53am PDT 
Well then he deserves the credit for that one. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/25/2008, 2:58am PDT 
hardcore "bleeding edge" raidfaggots are nazis NT by Grumah 04/25/2008, 7:27am PDT 
I don't know that one, I just know what it means. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/24/2008, 11:04pm PDT 
Ultima Online by Fortinbras 04/24/2008, 11:21pm PDT 
That's ridiculous. Why wouldn't he launder the socks? He loves MMO's, not dook. by Last 04/24/2008, 11:31pm PDT 
someone dumb enough to play mmos NT by Grumah 04/25/2008, 1:10am PDT 
You wouldn't happen to be playing MMOs would you? :( NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/25/2008, 1:38am PDT 
Didn't I see you at the funeral the other day? NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/25/2008, 1:11am PDT 
Take the laptop into the bathroom. Add small fridge, microwave, DONE by Bananadine 04/25/2008, 12:35pm PDT 
remember, these are people who still play wow, anything but socks is beyond them NT by Grumah 04/25/2008, 1:06pm PDT 
Oh man. by Zsenitigole 04/25/2008, 5:07am PDT 
Re: Oh man. by laudablepuss 04/25/2008, 10:34am PDT 
Re: Oh man. by Zsenitigole 04/25/2008, 4:03pm PDT 
4 characters later I have no interest in doing the nagrand hunting quests my sta NT by Grumah 04/25/2008, 4:11pm PDT 
Re: Oh man. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/25/2008, 4:12pm PDT 
Re: Oh man. by Zsenitigole 04/25/2008, 4:16pm PDT 
Re: Oh man. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/25/2008, 6:33pm PDT 
Re: Oh man. by Zsenitigole 04/25/2008, 6:55pm PDT 
bilge is incompetent, proof has been posted. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/25/2008, 7:11pm PDT 
and I thought I was a huge no life loser wow this takes the cake (slap my knee a NT by Grumah 04/26/2008, 6:48am PDT 
Thanks for information I had covered years ago. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/25/2008, 2:25pm PDT 
Man, it's too bad everyone gets to miss the awesome Molten Core grind by Rafiki 04/25/2008, 12:10pm PDT 
if you think thats bad check the scepter of shifting sands quest (and I replied) by Grumah 04/25/2008, 1:27pm PDT 
Re: if you think thats bad check the scepter of shifting sands quest by Rafiki 04/25/2008, 2:38pm PDT 
Did I mention I could make a raid instance better than all of the ones in WOW? by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/25/2008, 2:27pm PDT 
That 1% hardcore player base usually have 5 accounts each by Jerry Whorebach 04/26/2008, 1:41am PDT 
The shitsock line? NT by Mr. Lahey 04/26/2008, 1:15pm PDT 
Everyone knows the real Jerry doesn't have any friends, college or otherwise. by Caltrops Style Guide 04/26/2008, 4:51pm PDT 
It was my first attempt at Jerry impersonation, JERRY! NT by Zsenitigole 04/26/2008, 7:51pm PDT 
On the other hand, this sounds EXACTLY like something Zseni would say :( NT by Caltrops Style Guide 04/26/2008, 8:20pm PDT 
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