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Re: All Zelda games all the time. by Grumah 03/24/2008, 11:15pm PDT
FABIO wrote:

Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O wrote:

The Legend of Zelda: Classic.

Zelda II: The Adventure of Link: Boy they FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!! this one up. >:(


Unfortunately this game is unplayable without a walkthrough or strategy guide due to its ridiculous esoteric puzzles which involve doing shit you could probably never guess in a billion years (so........ esoteric then, like I JUST SAID).


They wanted to keep SOME features from the original.


They took one of the worst things from the first game and multiplied it by 500000000000 times.

In Zelda 1 you could at least figure out almost everything with simple exploration or a little guessing. The dungeons are actually a perfect example of using intuition to solve each puzzle. Also: you got maps in Zelda 1 but they motherfucking deleted the concept of maps in zelduh 2. It's like System Shock 2, but imagine if that was a good game and then someone said hey let's make System Shock 3 and then they go and make the wrench degrade and your feet degrade and motherfucking sight degrade or some shit.
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All Zelda games all the time. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/24/2008, 12:17pm PDT NEW
    Twilight Princess is out on the Gamecube too you know NT by Fortinbras 03/24/2008, 12:24pm PDT NEW
        I don't have a Gamecube. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/24/2008, 2:05pm PDT NEW
            HOW THE FUCK DID YOU PLAY WIND WAKER THEN NT by Fortinbras 03/24/2008, 4:54pm PDT NEW
                Borrowed a Gamecube. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/24/2008, 5:24pm PDT NEW
                the same way we played our purchased copy of RE4 NT by Grumah 03/24/2008, 9:53pm PDT NEW
    Re: All Zelda games all the time. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/24/2008, 7:05pm PDT NEW
        Please add Wand of Gamelon thanks NT by Fortinbras 03/24/2008, 7:26pm PDT NEW
            No. *shoots you* NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/24/2008, 7:58pm PDT NEW
        Re: All Zelda games all the time. by FABIO 03/24/2008, 10:16pm PDT NEW
            Re: All Zelda games all the time. by Grumah 03/24/2008, 11:15pm PDT NEW
                Grumble Grumble by Please feed me beef 03/24/2008, 11:19pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Grumble Grumble by Grumah 03/24/2008, 11:37pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Grumble Grumble by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/25/2008, 12:13am PDT NEW
                        Re: Grumble Grumble by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/25/2008, 12:45am PDT NEW
                            haha holy fuck that sucks NT by Grumah 03/25/2008, 5:02am PDT NEW
                            Wow NT by Entropy Stew 03/25/2008, 8:49am PDT NEW
                            One thing Zelduh 2 sort of reminded me of was Crystalis. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/25/2008, 5:35pm PDT NEW
                                Re: One thing Zelduh 2 sort of reminded me of was Crystalis. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/25/2008, 5:39pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: One thing Zelduh 2 sort of reminded me of was Crystalis. by FABIO 03/26/2008, 10:59pm PDT NEW
                                Re: One thing Zelduh 2 sort of reminded me of was Crystalis. by Bananadine 03/25/2008, 7:13pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: One thing Zelduh 2 sort of reminded me of was Crystalis. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/25/2008, 7:35pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: One thing Zelduh 2 sort of reminded me of was Crystalis. by Bananadine 03/26/2008, 9:39am PDT NEW
                                            probably one of the sword bracelets or whatever (lightning) NT by Grumah 03/26/2008, 2:29pm PDT NEW
                                            The bow of truth by FABIO 03/26/2008, 10:56pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: The bow of truth by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/26/2008, 11:31pm PDT NEW
                        Hahaha, I think you might have just gotten me to play Zelda 2 again! by Bananadine 03/25/2008, 9:46am PDT NEW
                            No(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/25/2008, 5:28pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Grumble Grumble by FABIO 03/25/2008, 6:39pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Grumble Grumble by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/25/2008, 7:35pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Grumble Grumble by Please feed me beef 03/25/2008, 8:19pm PDT NEW
                                    The game, not Death Mountain. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/25/2008, 11:24pm PDT NEW
        Zelda 1 by Grumah 03/24/2008, 11:52pm PDT NEW
            Re: Zelda 1 by Fussbett 03/25/2008, 12:51am PDT NEW
                launch title launch title lunch titty NT by Grumah 03/25/2008, 12:55am PDT NEW
                You were too ugly to raep so I beat you up when I looked at you I had to throw u NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/25/2008, 12:55am PDT NEW
        NEW DRAFT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/03/2008, 12:39pm PDT NEW
            Re: NEW DRAFT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/03/2008, 12:46pm PDT NEW
                I should have Jso size down some of these pix also, they make the whole thing lo NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/03/2008, 1:29pm PDT NEW
                    make them thumbnails with links to larger ones (can probably also not include so NT by Grumah 04/03/2008, 8:14pm PDT NEW
    The thing I remember about Link's Awakening by Fortinbras 03/25/2008, 12:42am PDT NEW
        I got misty eyed at the end, but I cant seem to play the rom nowadays by Grumah 03/25/2008, 12:54am PDT NEW
    majoras mask sux by Grumah 03/25/2008, 1:01am PDT NEW
    review pixxx by Grumah 03/25/2008, 1:40am PDT NEW
        I uploaded a shitload more but I dont feel like typing them all out NT by Grumah 03/25/2008, 3:49am PDT NEW
        Re: review pixxx by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/25/2008, 1:00pm PDT NEW
            I can't tell where Windwaker begins and Powerpuff Girls ends! NT by Fortinbras 03/25/2008, 2:38pm PDT NEW
                That's Ocarina of Time you stupid stupid newb YOU JUST BLEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/25/2008, 2:47pm PDT NEW
                    You've never heard Windwaker Link referred to as the 4th Powerpuff Girl? NT by Fortinbras 03/26/2008, 10:57am PDT NEW
                        I guess that sort of works. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/26/2008, 6:51pm PDT NEW
        More Zelduh pix Jso uploaded. :( by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/26/2008, 9:16pm PDT NEW
            The one missing is NOW YOU WILL BE VISITED BY THE GHOST OF YOUR DEAD FATHER NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/26/2008, 10:51pm PDT NEW
    zelda link to the PANTS by Grumah 03/25/2008, 4:54am PDT NEW
        "A Link to the Past" Stands the Test of Time NT by Newspaper headline 03/25/2008, 1:04pm PDT NEW
            john mccain sex scandel NOT AN EDITORIAL THIS IS A NEWS STORY NT by Grumah 03/25/2008, 1:06pm PDT NEW
    WHEN????????????????? (maybe we should finish this article) NT by Grumah 04/27/2008, 12:48pm PDT NEW
        We'll do THAT. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/27/2008, 6:08pm PDT NEW
 
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