Forum Overview :: ELECTION WATCH 2008

If Americans had invented AIDS, it would have cemented our invention lineup by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/15/2008, 2:37am PDT A Murderer's Row that I would have stacked up against anyone! Light Bulb, 2B Airplane, LF Atom Bomb, 1B AIDS, DH Internet, 3B Phonograph, C Refrigerator, RF Roll of Film, CF Video Games, SS Instead, we'd have to DH the Internet and get an all-field, no-hit little shit like the cotton gin to play third. With that kind of lineup, we would barely beat the Japanese, sort of like our real baseball team. I am also convinced that where you stand on the telephone defines how you would moderate this series of websites. Chet would claim it as an American invention and reference the "Mr. Watson, I want you" line in a hot and gay way, to applause. Barbie had enough of a nationalistic streak that he would discount Bell's Scottish and Canadian heritage, following it up wi Veronica fucked Umberto. I understand that without Canadians this place would be little more than me calling Worm a monster and Worm calling me a dumb son of a bitch that doesn't understand fighting games. I need you all to have that phone. And lastly, for Walter Day, who I hope helps moderate this place after he finishes turning every Twin Galaxies post into "S.E.X.", we will have to see. the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!

Obama campaign gets into flamewar, misuses "parse" by Ray of Light 03/14/2008, 8:06am PDT     Re: Obama campaign gets into flamewar, misuses "parse" by Furcifer 03/14/2008, 7:55pm PDT         IT IS DEMONSTRABLY UNCROMNOLENT NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/14/2008, 10:37pm PDT     If Americans had invented AIDS, it would have cemented our invention lineup by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/15/2008, 2:37am PDT         Speaking of which, here is who AIDS actually suits up for by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/15/2008, 2:47am PDT             Ha! Take that Obama, blacks! NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/15/2008, 3:17am PDT             ...a list of nine subjects one should never broach with black people? NT by I fucking love it! 03/15/2008, 9:36am PDT                 I don't like the twist this took at all. Not one bit. Obama / Meretzky '08 NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/15/2008, 4:36pm PDT         Plus I looked fucking cool. by Alexander Graham Bell 03/15/2008, 10:35am PDT             That night the telephone got lucky NT by Fortinbras 03/15/2008, 10:44am PDT