Forum Overview :: ELECTION WATCH 2008 :: If Americans had invented AIDS, it would have cemented our invention lineup

[quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"]A Murderer's Row that I would have stacked up against anyone! Light Bulb, 2B Airplane, LF Atom Bomb, 1B AIDS, DH Internet, 3B Phonograph, C Refrigerator, RF Roll of Film, CF Video Games, SS Instead, we'd have to DH the Internet and get an all-field, no-hit little shit like the cotton gin to play third. With that kind of lineup, we would barely beat the Japanese, sort of like our <a href="http://ww2.worldbaseballclassic.com/2006/index.jsp">real</a> baseball team. I am also convinced that where you stand on the telephone defines how you would moderate this series of websites. Chet would claim it as an American invention and reference the "Mr. Watson, I want you" line in a hot and gay way, to applause. Barbie had enough of a nationalistic streak that he would discount Bell's Scottish and Canadian heritage, following it up wi Veronica fucked Umberto. I understand that without Canadians this place would be little more than me calling Worm a monster and Worm calling me a dumb son of a bitch that doesn't understand fighting games. I need you all to have that phone. And lastly, for Walter Day, who I hope helps moderate this place after he finishes turning every Twin Galaxies post into "S.E.X.", we will have to see. the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey![/quote]