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Also, all your 4chan complaints don't apply to me because I don't make bad decisions (online (in WoW.)) I never:
1. Join raiding guilds.
2. Take shit from anyone's wife
3. Grind.
4. Need to level.
5. agonize over levelling a profession
6. do anything requiring more than 3 other people.
The correct response to the raid leader's wife taking your upgrades: roll last on all of the other equipment dropped during that raid. Roll need on everything. If raid is run by a master looter, /w him constantly about how bad you need everything that drops. Finish the raid, empty out the guild bank, and /gquit.
The correct reponse to everything else: as the end-game content gets stupid and more punishing, the pre-end-game content is getting easier and more rewarding. Levelling is easier and faster. Loot tables are phatter. There are always a million nubs to take advantage of. Battlegrounds are still a ton of fun for hunters, and arena is a ton of fun for everyone else. If nothing else works, grind to 30+ and go sit on the night elf starting village. Kill all the quest monsters! It is always a good time to see the But-I'm-Pretty! cryfest that ensues.
Roll an alliance character on an RP server, go to Ironforge, and fart on elves. WoW is the best platform for trolling WoW players.
Blizz trolls the shit out of 10,000,000 people daily, and so many people cry and cry and cry about paying money for being made to cry, that it's like Project Megan 3 Billion Epic Leval. And the Cable Bros are the ultimate cheapskate noodz please are you cheating on me victims along with all the other 4chan/SA crybabies who HATE HATE HATE being victims of their own neurochemistry.
Here's a picture of the game being played correctly:
Funkin on the bone pile like god intended.
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Dungeons the right way: don't play with people you can't insult over dinner. by Zsenitan 02/18/2008, 9:05pm PST 
GAY GAY GAY GAY by Grumah 02/18/2008, 9:21pm PST 
You should still transfer off Rexxar. And start a drood alt. by Zsenitan 02/18/2008, 9:35pm PST 
not with my own money NT by Grumah 02/18/2008, 9:52pm PST 
You don't have any of your own money, asshole. NT by State of Michigan and Jhoh 02/18/2008, 9:54pm PST 
it becomes mine when the check is deposited and I'm still not wasting it on wow NT by Grumah 02/18/2008, 10:48pm PST 
And me! ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/19/2008, 2:19pm PST 
I've gone back to Blue Alien Ass Effect. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/18/2008, 9:23pm PST 
sloarchan agrees with me by Grumah 02/18/2008, 10:23pm PST 
Wake me up when September ends :( by Jerry Whorebach 02/19/2008, 1:27am PST 
Biggest MMO deconstruction YET. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/19/2008, 12:28pm PST 
Re: Dungeons the right way: don't play with people you can't insult over dinner. by Rafiki 02/19/2008, 11:09am PST 
I was thinking of SUCKY temple. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/19/2008, 12:09pm PST 
I like sunken temple. by Zsenitan 02/19/2008, 5:13pm PST 
Sucky temple is objectively a design mistake. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/19/2008, 5:21pm PST 
Re: Sucky temple is objectively a design mistake. by Zsenitan 02/19/2008, 5:22pm PST 
Re: Sucky temple is objectively a design mistake. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/19/2008, 6:13pm PST 
Re: Sucky temple is objectively a design mistake. by Zsenitan 02/19/2008, 6:22pm PST 
WOW PSYCHOLOGIST: Let's find your personal problem! by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/19/2008, 6:34pm PST 
Care a lot (we care a lot.) NT by Zsenitan 02/19/2008, 6:56pm PST 
Sunken Temple was a pain, and is now skippable (trinkets are easily replaced) by krd 02/19/2008, 7:56pm PST 
that would be boring very fast NT by Grumah 02/19/2008, 9:52pm PST 
My method saves you precious time. You would have been bored months ago instea NT by Zsenitan 02/19/2008, 10:00pm PST 
I was bored the moment you posted it NT by Grumah 02/20/2008, 12:33am PST 
Some guy on the internet is bored (take note.) This is a lifechanging moment. NT by Zsenitan 02/20/2008, 1:58am PST 
yay femtaur hunters by krd 02/19/2008, 8:29pm PST 
Re: yay femtaur hunters by Zsenitan 02/19/2008, 9:05pm PST 
You sure know a lot about the game with your lvl 30 experience. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/19/2008, 9:15pm PST 
I know about the enjoyable part of the game. I leave you to be master of the dum NT by Zsenitan 02/19/2008, 9:17pm PST 
You've barely played the game, come back when you hit 60 SCRUB. 8( NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/19/2008, 9:19pm PST 
YEAH COME BACK AND DO THE PARTS OF THE GAME THAT SUCK INSTEAD OF THE FUN NT by Zsenitan 02/19/2008, 9:23pm PST 
The outland quests and instances are easier and more fun than all of the old shi NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/19/2008, 9:34pm PST 
YAH I NO WHAT I AM DOING I AM AN EXPERT AT THIS GAME THAT I LOATHE AND DESP NT by Zsenitan 02/19/2008, 9:59pm PST 
Yes, you are a newb. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/19/2008, 10:23pm PST 
THE BUMS LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Zsenitan 02/19/2008, 10:32pm PST 
you take the handicap rail, because you.... handicapped (mentally) NT by Grumah 02/20/2008, 12:25am PST 
Re: yay femtaur hunters by krd 02/19/2008, 9:23pm PST 
I quit for a month and came back to play with my brother. Into a hijacked acct. by Always Bet on Worm 02/19/2008, 9:42pm PST 
Everyone but me rerolled btw. by Zseni 04/01/2008, 10:45am PDT 
wtg faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot NT by Grumah 04/01/2008, 10:54am PDT 
JHOH YOUR BROTHER IS HAVING A SEIZURE NT by laudablepuss 04/01/2008, 11:23am PDT 
Okay thanks laudablepuss, your contributions to this site are INCREASING NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/01/2008, 12:13pm PDT 
What is the sweet spot between doing everything on green and shit socking? by Worm Am I? 04/01/2008, 11:30am PDT 
No job/life = no need to shit sock. NT by They can spare the 10 minutes a day 04/01/2008, 11:33am PDT 
tigole still did that anyway but hey hes fucking insane NT by Grumah 04/01/2008, 12:03pm PDT 
Re: wtg faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot fa by Zseni 04/01/2008, 11:41am PDT 
Re: wtg faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot fa by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/01/2008, 12:14pm PDT 
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