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Rafiki wrote:
You start the game off with an unskippable 10 minute train ride through some mountainside facility by the name of Black Mesa, where YOU, Gordon Freeman, are employed as a theoretical physicist, PhD. During the ride a robot voice explains various factoids about the facility that Gordon Freeman would already know, but YOU, the player, wouldn't, while you slowly meander through such jawdropping scenery as a room full of crates with giant worker robots moving giant crates. EVENTUALLY you arrive at your laboratory, located conveniently in front of a bottomless pit.
That scene hasn't aged well, but I remember being amazed by it. First, it establishes that the place you're in is big and populated with people who look like they're going around doing things. Second, the large and busy areas looked impressive at the time. Third, the NPCs walking around (all scripted of course but still). What really aged this is the fact that after Half-Life basically invented the non interactive introduction where you see people milling around, almost every single game started doing it themselves, so if you haven't played HL1 by now you will have seen it a million times, but it is something that Half-Life invented, along with skeletal animation and dynamic lip synching.
Upon entering you're informed that you're wanted in "the test chamber," and are then free to wander the facility and get accustomed to the controls. You also learn that, for a beardy intellectual, Gordon Freeman is kind of a juvenile asshole because he interrupts the video phone, sets off the facility alarm, and blows up someone's lunch in the microwave.
Minor episode 2 spoiler: You finally find out whose lunch that was.
Once you make it to "the test chamber," you're briefed by three scientists about performing an experiement where you push a shopping cart of alien mineral into a giant laser beam. I don't know why you'd need a person to do this instead of a robot arm or something, but then I didn't build my fucking laboratory over a bottomless pit. One of the scientists mentions some concern over the safety of the experiment, but is then abruptly cut off by another one who states that you don't need to hear all that crazy talk. YOU, the player, might feel apprehensive over this, but since this is an on-the-rails linear shooter there's no keybind for faking illness and taking a sick day. If there were, the world might have been spared the ensuing chaos. But it would also mean Valve wouldn't have made a hojillion dollars from Half-Life sales, so you can thank the soulless corporate greed of Chetler and EriKKK when the entire planet's enslaved in Half-Life 2.
So you enter "the test chamber," accidentally initiate a resonance cascade (who didn't see that coming), and the world blows up. You spend the entire rest of the game fighting your way through Black Mesa's sprawling mountainside facility (having run-ins with aliens, the military, and the mysterious GMAN), trying to reach the surface and run free. Instead, though, you end up going all Bruce Willis and taking the FIGHT to the alien homeworld, Xen, where you nearly die from boredom and jumping puzzles to have a final showdown with a giant baby (not Binro).
Then the GMAN appears in a time-traveling subway car and gives you two choices: work for him, or be permanently exiled to ETERNAL DOOM.
Half-Life is one of the best games ever made.
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Review of the first minute of Portal by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/10/2007, 2:29am PDT 
Portal completed, short review: better graphics/sound/story than Halo 3. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/10/2007, 4:53am PDT 
Also it has a weighted companion cube (nooooooooo), unlike Halo 3 NT by Ethan Steele 10/13/2007, 9:28am PDT 
Weighted companion cube is a better character than anyone in Halo 3. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/13/2007, 11:16am PDT 
Kred's episode 2 has some weird sound bug. :( by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/10/2007, 6:35am PDT 
Here's the fix. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/10/2007, 6:38am PDT 
Portal end spoiler. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/10/2007, 9:39am PDT 
Also end spoiler, even more spoilery. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/10/2007, 4:11pm PDT 
Mike Patton as the Angry Sphere. Awesome. NT by Fussbett 10/11/2007, 9:20am PDT 
So he said yarl and stuff. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/11/2007, 10:36pm PDT 
Re: Review of the first minute of Portal by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/10/2007, 9:45am PDT 
I'm snoozing so I can play Portal ALL DAY by Bodybag 10/10/2007, 4:07pm PDT 
All lunch, I mean : / NT by Bodybag 10/10/2007, 6:59pm PDT 
Orange Box: Game of the year. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/10/2007, 4:04pm PDT 
I don't hate you. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/10/2007, 6:06pm PDT 
Episode 2 just put Orange Box over the FAWKIN top. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/10/2007, 8:22pm PDT 
Also for proper scale, the Halo 3 score might have to be lowered further. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/10/2007, 8:23pm PDT 
and yet some fawgs refuse to buy it because "I dont want to buy the same games a NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/11/2007, 3:45am PDT 
I guess I better buy this, huh? And finish HL2 :( NT by Ethan Steele 10/11/2007, 6:00am PDT 
Well. No shit. I admire your honesty. ETC!!!!!!!!!!! *PUNCH* NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/11/2007, 8:43am PDT 
Ok, I bought it, now to play HL2! And give away the other copy! NT by Ethan Steele 10/11/2007, 9:16am PDT 
If someone could fill me on what happened during Half Life 1, that'd be great NT by Ethan Steele 10/11/2007, 9:20am PDT 
Me too =( NT by FABIO 10/11/2007, 10:05am PDT 
SO BASICALLY by Rafiki 10/11/2007, 11:19am PDT 
You forgot the little details by FABIO 10/11/2007, 11:26am PDT 
The Combine wasn't in Half-Life 1. Replay Half-Life 2 by Rafiki 10/11/2007, 11:42am PDT 
Re: The Combine wasn't in Half-Life 1. Replay Half-Life 2 by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/11/2007, 12:21pm PDT 
Vortigaunts call Freeman their saviour from slavery by Nihilanth. NT by Fussbett 10/11/2007, 12:23pm PDT 
My mistake. They're say upset because Gordon killed a bunch of them in 1. NT by Rafiki 10/11/2007, 12:39pm PDT 
a crowbar coming at them from down a steel hallway NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/11/2007, 5:06pm PDT 
They are vaguely upset at the memory but are okay because it worked out. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/11/2007, 10:47pm PDT 
Re: SO BASICALLY by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/11/2007, 10:45pm PDT 
Re: Episode 2 just put Orange Box over the FAWKIN top. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/11/2007, 10:17am PDT 
The alien sharks. NT by Worm 10/11/2007, 1:47pm PDT 
xen stingrays NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/11/2007, 5:07pm PDT 
Strategically placed tripmines NT by Mischief Maker 10/11/2007, 7:55pm PDT 
DUMB BLONDES! MOTHER-IN-LAWS! ALL YOUR FAVOURITE CELEBRITIES! NT by TEXT "JOKE" TO 55455 10/11/2007, 8:31pm PDT 
Scientists with first level weapons cheat hack NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/11/2007, 10:31pm PDT 
The brutes/grunts/jackals from Halo. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 10/11/2007, 10:48pm PDT 
this is a serious tactical shootan evolved game where the enemies have squeeky v NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/12/2007, 6:12am PDT 
Cliff Racers NT by Cliff Richards 10/12/2007, 12:29am PDT 
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