Forum Overview :: ELECTION WATCH 2008
 
Best haunted house trick by Quentin Beck 09/27/2007, 6:44pm PDT
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:



This year I am volunteering a bunch of nights, including Halloween, at the haunted house my friend is managing. My role is "guy wearing a pumpkin on his head." I get a megaphone and coveralls, so that's cool.


Does your friend's house have the jets that blast air into your eyes as you're walking around in pitch black and then you turn around to see what the fuck is going on and you walk into the guy behind you? It's cheap and awesome. Please have him follow these instructions: walk people along a painted line through a corridor with holes all over the walls and have some of the holes poke sharp fibreglass things on sticks out at eye level at seemingly TIMED intervals with no apparent regard for peoples' proximity (bonus points if your friend's house looks cheap as fuck). This gets people concerned about their eyes and staring into the holes in anticipation. Then you knock the lights out and hit them with high pressure jets right in the fucking eyes! When it happened to me, the girl behind me either got her glasses blasted off or knocked them off trying to protect her eyes and screamed "MY GLASSES!" and I freaked out and made gay noises and when they turn the lights on I felt like a dick. Awesome.

PREVIOUS NEXT REPLY QUOTE
 
CHIMPEROR by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/11/2007, 2:23am PDT NEW
    That girl holding the two Ron Paul signs NT by is exactly how I picture Zseni 09/25/2007, 5:34pm PDT NEW
        Ugh. Would :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/25/2007, 5:58pm PDT NEW
            This image will take the Internet by storm by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/25/2007, 11:10pm PDT NEW
                I mean, come on by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/25/2007, 11:13pm PDT NEW
                    Peace. ;-; NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/25/2007, 11:17pm PDT NEW
                Costume tips by Last 09/26/2007, 12:22pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Costume tips by bombMexico 09/26/2007, 11:24pm PDT NEW
                    Here's a TIP by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/27/2007, 2:07am PDT NEW
                        Hold on there, Sally! by Caltrops: People Who Care 09/27/2007, 2:19am PDT NEW
                    Re: Costume tips by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/27/2007, 11:40am PDT NEW
                        Re: Costume tips by Last 09/27/2007, 12:31pm PDT NEW
                            He means no mouthhole. Do you EVEN own any ski masks? by Jerry Whorebach 09/27/2007, 1:06pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Costume tips by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/27/2007, 1:47pm PDT NEW
                                Best haunted house trick by Quentin Beck 09/27/2007, 6:44pm PDT NEW
                                    Even a man-of-the-world like QB enjoys a haunted house now and then :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/27/2007, 8:24pm PDT NEW
                                        QB's haunted house would have holes in the wall at dick-height :( NT by Entropy Stew 09/28/2007, 1:19am PDT NEW
                                            Hey that's not nice, come on QB is an okay guy. ~_~ NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/28/2007, 1:23am PDT NEW
                                                Peace everybody. NT by Quentin Beck 09/28/2007, 6:30pm PDT NEW
    I accidentally made this game by Bananadine 09/27/2007, 7:53am PDT NEW
 
powered by pointy