Forum Overview :: ELECTION WATCH 2008 :: Best haunted house trick

[quote name="Quentin Beck"][quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"] This year I am volunteering a bunch of nights, including Halloween, at the haunted house my friend is managing. My role is "guy wearing a pumpkin on his head." I get a megaphone and coveralls, so that's cool. [/quote] Does your friend's house have the jets that blast air into your eyes as you're walking around in pitch black and then you turn around to see what the fuck is going on and you walk into the guy behind you? It's cheap and awesome. Please have him follow these instructions: walk people along a painted line through a corridor with holes all over the walls and have some of the holes poke sharp fibreglass things on sticks out at eye level at seemingly TIMED intervals with no apparent regard for peoples' proximity (bonus points if your friend's house looks cheap as fuck). This gets people concerned about their eyes and staring into the holes in anticipation. Then you knock the lights out and hit them with high pressure jets right in the fucking eyes! When it happened to me, the girl behind me either got her glasses blasted off or knocked them off trying to protect her eyes and screamed "MY GLASSES!" and I freaked out and made gay noises and when they turn the lights on I felt like a dick. Awesome. [/quote]