Joshua:

I know you. You are the kind of man who stands by and snarks while others help an accident victim. You are the kind of man who demands free speech but would scream invective at those who would disagree with you. You are the kind of man who is always saying "someone should do something" while you scan for a Starbucks. In other words, you are no kind of man at all. Others have always done the heavy lifting for you in your angst-filled existence, and always will. Fortunately for your ilk, the better men than you in the Services won't discriminate against you in their protection of all our freedoms.