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by Zseni's "Manic" bipolar side 08/23/2007, 9:56pm PDT |
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laudablepuss wrote:
I love his giant egg-shaped head, but with fucking losers I really need to see them up close to determine 1) intelligence and 2) areas of dorkery. There is very little less sexy than being trapped in some dude's lair full of plastic bondage equipment and Futaba dolls or whatever.
SEXY AREAS OF ANIME DORKERY:
1) Everything but harem anime and shows meant for girls 3-15 yrs old.
By dorkery we mean here: possessing posters, wallscrolls, dolls, pencil boards, and other chara goods. It's legal to watch and enjoy anything you like.
Is he SCA? That makes a difference. Modifiers as follows:
+5 if he's really intensely into historical accuracy in everything, not limited to a particular period
+2 if he has a swank collection of dress-up gear
-1 if he makes me call him "Lord" in private
-5 if he's really intensely into historical accuracy in whatever period most of his armor is from and nothing else
-7 if he can't get it up without putting on ren faire music
Crafts dorkery? Plusses for: makes cordials or period instruments, tantric yoga, vegetable gardening. Minuses for: cooks with beer, or anything announced as a craft when he's only been doing it for like two weeks (more minuses for each such craft presented.)
I like all kinds, but obviously I can't like ugly people from their pictures alone. Unless they're REALLY ugly. |
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SB worked on BioShock?! by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 08/22/2007, 11:42am PDT 
Re: SB worked on BioShock?! by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/22/2007, 12:48pm PDT
Senior Barborito's BioShock by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/22/2007, 1:13pm PDT
Well he could be making it up. That sort of takes the SHOCK out of it. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/22/2007, 1:14pm PDT
Bipolars are known for making up stories NT by Dr. Gregory House 08/22/2007, 2:25pm PDT
Fawkin A I can't wait for House to come back on. :( NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/22/2007, 2:38pm PDT
Most detailed description of "audio production assistant" ever. NT by Still, it's impressive he got a job 08/22/2007, 3:05pm PDT
Confirmed by Souffle of Pain 08/22/2007, 3:06pm PDT
This is the job heard 'round the world. NT by Fussbett 08/22/2007, 3:11pm PDT
Someone should tell Ken to backup the source code off-site NT by Souffle of Pain 08/22/2007, 3:44pm PDT
And someone should also tell Ken that Justin's wife FUCKED Umberto. by laudablepuss 08/22/2007, 6:22pm PDT
Well I'll be goddamned. by Lizard_King 08/22/2007, 4:16pm PDT
Stunning by Quentin Beck 08/22/2007, 5:41pm PDT
Re: Stunning by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/22/2007, 5:42pm PDT
Re: Stunning by Cubey 08/23/2007, 3:57am PDT
Bargain circus circus bargain bargain circus bargain place NT by Grumah 08/23/2007, 7:18am PDT
Yeah, every vending machine has a clown that screams at you. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/23/2007, 9:52am PDT
:( Now I cannot play this game, I'll just watch and hide NT by Cubey 08/23/2007, 11:17am PDT
Some of the clowns are Mexican. by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/23/2007, 12:35pm PDT
They also scream at you. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/23/2007, 1:08pm PDT
:( NT by Cubey 08/23/2007, 1:35pm PDT
Getting a job: NT by WIN CONDITION 08/22/2007, 5:48pm PDT
A guy with no education making $32,000 a year in Boston can't afford to laugh by Souffle of Pain 08/22/2007, 5:58pm PDT
Re: A guy with no education making $32,000 a year in Boston can't afford to laug by Zseni's "Depressive" bipolar side 08/24/2007, 1:32am PDT
Re: Confirmed by Forensic 08/22/2007, 7:01pm PDT
Holy shit, you still read this? Sorry about the G-men coming for you by Entropy Stew 08/22/2007, 7:47pm PDT
Not much by Forensic 08/23/2007, 1:34pm PDT
Re: Not much by Souffle of Pain 08/23/2007, 1:59pm PDT
It is sheer coincidence. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/23/2007, 2:09pm PDT
Secret Hint: by Caltrops 08/23/2007, 2:31pm PDT
That's friend of a FRIEND nobody NT by FABIO, employed since 1999 08/23/2007, 10:09pm PDT
That fuck Erik has been stalking me for years! NT by John Romero 08/23/2007, 10:23pm PDT
Senor Barborito is the victim, yes. NT by Black is white. 08/23/2007, 4:09pm PDT
He's a great guy to have coffee with NT by W is a great guy to have a beer wit 08/23/2007, 4:24pm PDT
One (giant) thread = "chasing SB around the internet". NT by Was all Mac Hall writing that shit? 08/23/2007, 7:35pm PDT
The biggest problem with all of this: by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/22/2007, 8:14pm PDT
Getting a wife? Oh. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/22/2007, 8:46pm PDT
He did a bad job, they're repeating their speech as much as in SS2 NT by Khorne Berzerker 08/22/2007, 11:48pm PDT
Yeah, the audio in this game sucks, you are an excellent reviewer. O___O NT by Caltrops 08/23/2007, 12:31am PDT
A pedophile and gun nut walk into a game studio NT by Bioshock in a nutshell 08/23/2007, 5:15am PDT
So Clonus walks into a bar, and NT by Grumah 08/23/2007, 5:38am PDT
There goes my theory that Jerry Whorebach is secretly SB on better meds. NT by Fullofkittens 08/23/2007, 6:12am PDT
I know someone who's friends with someone at Irrational by FABIO 08/23/2007, 8:54am PDT
Now that they have a sound gnome by Zseni's "Manic" bipolar side 08/23/2007, 6:57pm PDT
Not attracted to the crazy retard behind the beardo front right? NT by laudablepuss 08/23/2007, 7:07pm PDT
Also: who is the amazing giraffe guy? Good Lord. NT by laudablepuss 08/23/2007, 7:09pm PDT
Re: Not attracted to the crazy retard behind the beardo front right? by Zseni's "Manic" bipolar side 08/23/2007, 9:56pm PDT
I would suggest playing "guess what they do based on the photo" by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/23/2007, 7:28pm PDT
Re: I would suggest playing "guess what they do based on the photo" by Rollo Tomasse 08/23/2007, 8:32pm PDT
Re: I would suggest playing "guess what they do based on the photo" by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/23/2007, 9:11pm PDT
I suspect myself (I'll beat myself up and have myself held without charges). O_O NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/23/2007, 9:27pm PDT
Aren't you wanted in New Jersey for faking prescriptions? by Rollo Tomasse 08/23/2007, 9:31pm PDT
How do YOU spell "Jagermeister" or "beer?" NT by Ike Clanton 08/23/2007, 9:53pm PDT
This is a good question. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/23/2007, 11:23pm PDT
Psh, probably three of those guys has a porsche. NT by laudablepuss 08/23/2007, 10:17pm PDT
HEY, MAYBE ONE OF THEM IS THE GUY SHE'S DATING?! by NASA, WE WANT YOU TO WORK HERE! 08/23/2007, 10:26pm PDT
You missed the point, genius. NT by laudablepuss 08/24/2007, 1:32am PDT
Haha, yeah, it was too high concept and I couldn't reason it out. Dickhead. NT by NASA 08/24/2007, 1:58am PDT
If you say so. NT by laudablepuss 08/24/2007, 10:20am PDT
How's that purple shirt working for you? by NASA 08/24/2007, 11:20am PDT
Re: How's that purple shirt working for you? by laudablepuss 08/24/2007, 6:00pm PDT
I already have a good one, what I need is a long one. by George Carlin of NASA 08/24/2007, 7:27pm PDT
You hate women. :( NT by mark 08/24/2007, 2:36pm PDT
Sexuality is natural and very much a human need. You are what you infer, sir. by Rollo Tamasse 08/24/2007, 2:54pm PDT
No, you just hate women. :( NT by mark 08/24/2007, 6:15pm PDT
Develop video games NT by Grumah 08/24/2007, 2:01am PDT
Let's face it. by Ray of Light 08/24/2007, 6:01pm PDT
I think he looks like Charles Bronsen. NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/24/2007, 10:01pm PDT
Charles Bronson is a white man! NT by There are also other differences! 08/24/2007, 10:27pm PDT
Above post was for Jerry! NT by Fuck! 08/24/2007, 10:27pm PDT
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