Caltrops - BioShock





	[quote name="Zseni's "Manic" bipolar side"][quote name="laudablepuss"][/quote] I love his giant egg-shaped head, but with fucking losers I really need to see them up close to determine 1) intelligence and 2) areas of dorkery. There is very little less sexy than being trapped in some dude's lair full of plastic bondage equipment and Futaba dolls or whatever. SEXY AREAS OF ANIME DORKERY: 1) Everything but harem anime and shows meant for girls 3-15 yrs old. By dorkery we mean here: possessing posters, wallscrolls, dolls, pencil boards, and other chara goods. It's legal to watch and enjoy anything you like. Is he SCA? That makes a difference. Modifiers as follows: +5 if he's really intensely into historical accuracy in everything, not limited to a particular period +2 if he has a swank collection of dress-up gear -1 if he makes me call him "Lord" in private -5 if he's really intensely into historical accuracy in whatever period most of his armor is from and nothing else -7 if he can't get it up without putting on ren faire music Crafts dorkery? Plusses for: makes cordials or period instruments, tantric yoga, vegetable gardening. Minuses for: cooks with beer, or anything announced as a craft when he's only been doing it for like two weeks (more minuses for each such craft presented.) I like all kinds, but obviously I can't like ugly people from their pictures alone. Unless they're REALLY ugly.[/quote]