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by McMoo PC Inc. 07/28/2007, 11:30am PDT

Ray of Light wrote:

Some things, people do. Other things, people talk about way more than they do. Chief among these is any activity whose pitch begins, "we should get a bunch of guys together and ...". Such as paintball. And high-perf gokarting.

I've been "invited" to fizzled gokrt attempts at least 20 times in my whole life yesnever actually benn UNTIL TODAY.

What a fool I was to not use my leadership skills to bolster one of these attempts! It's amazing fun. Price $50 for 50 minutes, plus $1/person extra for gas to get out to the sticks. I tested their damage policies by breaking a fucking wheel off my kart after driving it offroad and the only penalty was that I had to walk back to the pit area. The ATV rental people are not half as accomodating.

Group was 60/40 male/female and all had a fun time that made them ready for sex.

Positive!

Goddamn it, all of my fucking friends are too gay and/or fat to go karting with me. Where did you go?

Things we think and say but no not do by Ray of Light 07/28/2007, 1:28am PDT NEW

Re: Things we think and say but no not do by Mitch Hedberg 07/28/2007, 1:53am PDT NEW

Re: Things we think and say but no not do by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/28/2007, 2:28am PDT NEW

Oh, and I consider really short people fractional as well. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/28/2007, 2:30am PDT NEW

Re: Things we think and say but no not do by McMoo PC Inc. 07/28/2007, 11:30am PDT NEW

Re: Things we think and say but no not do by Ray of Light 07/28/2007, 12:48pm PDT NEW

Re: Things we think and say but no not do by Grumah 07/28/2007, 2:29pm PDT NEW