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by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 07/25/2007, 7:35am PDT |
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It was like Resident Evil 5, and you were some hero (whoever, YOURSELF PERHAPS) and there was this evil gun runner who was like a Eurotrash Mexican with a porn moustache and gigantic granny sunglasses, and there's a cutscene showing you teaming up with a midget (first time a midget has ever appeared in any real dream, ever) who is supposed to be your wisecracking sidekick in this game. Cut to later the trashy guy gets shot a million times and then shoots his henchmen.
Just when you think it is time to celebrate, your sidekick pal turns out to be some kind of zombie creature demon parasite, and Jso and I drive our cool car around the parking lot of our old apartment in Canton, just to find that there are a bunch of giant gross slug creatures with the description that "whatever they don't melt off of you, they eat." This was suddenly a scary part of the dream where I was getting out and trying to muster the physical strength to kill these things, and they had an attack where they would flip over and their backs would split open to with tiny thin white ribs showing, and if they stabbed you then you were instantly dead (somehow). There were like 3 of them around, being hard to spot and trying to flank me, and they were spitting little blobs of gristle at me that melts your skin off if you don't pull it off immediately, and even though this was supposed to be a video game, at the same time it was real. I don't actually remember how I killed 2 of the slugs because the logic was incorrect (just like an earlier dream where I got into several car accidents because my legs were too short to hit the brakes hard enough) and it wasn't letting me have enough strength to correctly move my arms or some shit, but I smashed 2 and then I think the last one was killed and I went out to the car to get Jso and he wasn't in there, and I figured they had got him for a second, but then it turns out he had just gotten out of the car.
We run behind one of the apartment complexes where there's a giant football field sized grassy field (as in real life) and Fussbett was there, having just played that scene as well. All 3 of us sat at a few plastic back yard chairs with a table that had a beach umbrella in it, talking about how that was really unnecessarily hard, and the beginning seemed fun with the crazy bad guy who seemed funny and died, and the weird twist with the sidekick being a zombie creature or whatever. Also we compared melted parts and how there didn't seem to be adequate healing items for this, with small chunks of us melted off. We also pointed out that these things didn't actually try to eat us at all, even though the description said whatever it doesn't melt it eats, what's that all about huh? And we hung out there relaxing after a very tense battle scene, for about 5 seconds. Then I woke up. |
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Another Caltrops dream by Fussbett 07/17/2007, 4:03pm PDT 
Re: Another Caltrops dream by Worm 07/17/2007, 4:23pm PDT 
Re: Another Caltrops dream by laudablepuss 07/17/2007, 4:31pm PDT 
Re: Another Caltrops dream by Jerry Whorebach 07/17/2007, 5:45pm PDT 
I was waiting for Catherine "Mac" Bell to show up in there, but we didn't even by I need clarification 07/18/2007, 8:44pm PDT 
ANOTHER Caltrops dream (today) by Ray of Light 07/18/2007, 6:23pm PDT 
Re: ANOTHER Caltrops dream (today) by Jerry Whorebach 07/18/2007, 9:40pm PDT 
In my dreams, all people are the same height NT by Ray of Light 07/20/2007, 8:26am PDT 
Dream, recounted in AIM format (of course) by I need clarification 07/19/2007, 12:26pm PDT 
You guys need softer beds. Also, dream request: ICJ NT by Quentin Beck 07/19/2007, 5:35pm PDT 
I just had about clapstro AND video games. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 07/25/2007, 7:35am PDT 
We're reviewing games in your dream. Love it. NT by Fussbett 07/25/2007, 10:39am PDT 
My first Caltrops dream. by Quentin Beck 08/27/2007, 7:12pm PDT 
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