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Part 2, handy archive search on blizs forums helps me to bore clapstro by Grumah 06/25/2007, 8:54am PDT
Someone was irritated about their inability to down enemies thanks to blizords shitty itemization. Some stupid fucks replied with "just get your tier 5 set l2p" t5 being the highest fucking armor level in the game, and basically the most impossible and pointless to even consider obtaining for like 90% of the entire game's population.

They also checked the OP's armory and remarked about his apparently very low stamina (7000, which is standard for any shaman in the average gear they can find) and attack power, and no wonder they're so horrible in pvp they shoud get the gladiatiors high rank epic items blah blah blah, which is of course gained from constant pvp bullshit. I was then reminded of that alice cooper song which happened to be more correct about real life than the dipshits who have been playing their fucking arena matches all this time. And then I rambled on for a long time.


I have to pvp to get decent gear
I need decent gear if I want to pvp
I can't pvp cuz I don't have the gear
So I'm looking for a class that can pvp without gear
(roll warlock)


A lot of threads are about the problems with the class. All those threads eventually get some people who reply with "l2p" which is just fucktardeding fucktardedy. Some complete dipshit dickless cocksucker acutally suggested that shamans who have trouble with their mana efficiency (so... all of them) should stop complaining and start using expensive high level mana potions constantly.


Burning through consumables does not fix a broken class.


Many fucking wowcraft faggots love to brag about their stats or dps (or rather, the numbers on the damage meter) or their big crit numbers. Those people are children who need a beating.


Any mongoloid can spam stormstrike and earth shock. Big numbers do not make you desirable in a group, it's more about utility and coordination.

I'm not really impressed by people who only want to read their combat log at the party while we are busy with an encounter.

A rogue can match any shaman while on autopilot, but a shaman has to go all out to get above another class on the damage meter. And a rogue can sap gouge and stun, as well as lockpick chests and doors. An enhance shaman drops totems, usually for whatever they want to buff themselves with, and will usually only heal once they pull aggro.


I don't always make fun of other shamans in the shaman forums. Sometimes I make fun of the class I am posting as (a paladin for almost all of these), or the alliance faction.


LHW =/= FoL

(editor note here, LHW = lesser healing wave and FoL = flash of light, the shaman and paladin quick heals respectively, LHW uses 3x the mana to heal 3x as much, but with +healing gear eventually heals less than the other shaman/pally heals)

Healing as a holy paladin is like being on training wheels.
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Some of my best new (recent) trolls to the wow blzrd forums by Grumah 06/25/2007, 8:37am PDT NEW
    Part 2, handy archive search on blizs forums helps me to bore clapstro by Grumah 06/25/2007, 8:54am PDT NEW
        Safe to ignore, now I am just talking into the ether by Grumah 06/25/2007, 9:04am PDT NEW
            My wild wild trolling cannot be contained to just the wow forums by Grumah 07/10/2007, 6:20am PDT NEW
                link to paint comics NT by Fabitoulle 07/10/2007, 6:39am PDT NEW
                    I saved all of them so I will upload them somewhere and link them later NT by Grumah 07/10/2007, 8:58am PDT NEW
                        Ok here they are by Grumah 07/11/2007, 12:28pm PDT NEW
                            WOW was developed by guys who shit into socks for everquest raids. by Jhoh Cable o_O 07/11/2007, 12:35pm PDT NEW
                Caltrops is your #2 source for wow forum trolling by Grumah 07/13/2007, 12:52pm PDT NEW
                    Can you link to the thread? by laudablepuss 07/13/2007, 2:15pm PDT NEW
                        You have to have an account to post there. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 07/13/2007, 2:52pm PDT NEW
                            Oh! Well, um, good. So link to the thread already. NT by laudablepuss 07/13/2007, 3:05pm PDT NEW
                        They aren't all in the same thread, just do an advanced search on "jhoh" NT by Grumah 07/13/2007, 3:06pm PDT NEW
                    Even the account cancellation page isn't immune >:D by Grumah 07/14/2007, 11:12am PDT NEW
                        Final Chapter: the subtle art of bombthrowing by Grumah 07/14/2007, 11:18am PDT NEW
                            Trying to remember what else I was gonna add that I thought of while taking a SH NT by Grumah 07/14/2007, 11:23am PDT NEW
    That's the same reason why I used to read the shaman boards. by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/25/2007, 9:49am PDT NEW
        So, what is QQing? Google didn't help much. NT by laudablepuss 06/25/2007, 10:31am PDT NEW
            Crying. NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 06/25/2007, 11:12am PDT NEW
                Re: Crying. by mysterio 06/25/2007, 9:33pm PDT NEW
                    nippon queue queue dog ash gala wonderful easy rider salad the mall NT by Grumah 06/26/2007, 2:09am PDT NEW
        Unfortunatly the shaman forums are now packed with bilzdurs sycophantic lackies by Grumah 06/26/2007, 4:13pm PDT NEW
            Re: Unfortunatly the shaman forums are now packed with bilzdurs sycophantic lack by Bruce Lee\'s mother-in-law 06/26/2007, 8:52pm PDT NEW
                I didn't even catch the sarcasm, because wowcraft is such serious bizness NT by Grumah 06/27/2007, 5:50am PDT NEW
    PSH NT by more like Warld of Worcraft 06/25/2007, 5:04pm PDT NEW
    Moar kyuu kyuuinj XD by Grumah 07/09/2007, 9:37am PDT NEW
        QQ by Jerry Whorebach 07/09/2007, 10:10am PDT NEW
            $15 a month ;-; NT by Grumah 07/09/2007, 10:26am PDT NEW
            Luckily for Jso he has a hunter. :( by Jhoh Cable :( 07/09/2007, 5:31pm PDT NEW
                I have given up on farming for any primals NT by Grumah 07/13/2007, 3:45pm PDT NEW
 
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