laudablepuss wrote:

foolio wrote:

1. Go to sleep, and wake up tomorrow.
2. Turn on TV no earlier than 6AM EST, disregard newspaper election coverage. Check TV for preliminary morning-after esitmate.
3. Wait 3-50 weeks, depending on litigation,
4. In the ensuing month(s) of uncertainty, brush up on your infantry skills and buy an "Arabic For Dummies" book. You (we) will all be needing it, no matter which President/Senator/Nader/Buchanan-write-in wins.

Replace 1 through 3 with: Hope (pray?) that the exit polls are fairly accurate and prepare yourself mentally for the possibility that they aren't. Then move on to step 4.

This is recommended for people who enjoy stress, like me and FOK.