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by FABIO 11/03/2004, 3:09pm PST

Lizard_King wrote:

FABIO wrote:

Lizard King thinks you're everything that is wrong with horror movies for liking gore (and not Resident Evil).

Let's just look at that statement as if it were an accurate representation of what I've said in the past.
1. A passionate defense of gore, as if it weren't used 9/10 as a crutch for a weak script and a lack of substantive, horror inducing material.

What is with your immediate dislike of anything with gore? Is the menstruation getting to you again?

Your thesis was that the Dawn of the Dead remake, the best zombie movie ever, was worthless because it relied entirely on gore, which it most certainly didn't but oh well.

2. An off the cuff shot, punishing me YET AGAIN for admitting to considering a movie watchable because it accurately brought to life a mediocre video game that I used to love.

Remember that part in the videogame where more people were were killed by boobytraps than zombies or monsters and gameplayers of 1996 were all "HOLY SHIT DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?! FUCKING FREAK ME THE FUCK OUT!" ? Me neither.

You know what kills any horror movie dead? I mean, besides gore (OBVIOUSLY)? CGI. And even more so, crappy CGI. Resident Evil loses. Here's another movie based on a classic horror game starring shitty cgi monsters, sounds right up your alley.

And had Milla in it (although, before the inevitable arises, Joan of Arc still remains awful...BUT IT HAS GORE SO FABIO LIKES IT).

BUSH AND BOOBIES! Now there's something that's never used to prop up a weak script. Yes, people liking gorey horror movies are completely superficial.