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Worm wrote:
I was just about to explain to someone why noticing a gay haircut and not playing a game because of it is pretty gay in itself. This shit is below even me.
Since it's going to be weeks before my latest registry attempt makes it past the Qt3 Inquisition, if at all, could someone post this in a reply?
Tom Chick wrote:
I think on this board, where the average age isn't 14, you're going to find a preponderance of folks who didn't like the Devils May Cry. I played through 3 and bits of 2, and I can see their appeal. But they're the sorts of games aimed at people who are happy to burn time beating their heads against long fights with only a minimal return. cf. Ninja Gaiden, which is the same thing minus Dante's teen-appeal pretensions.
That quote is almost the same as this quote from Roger Ebert's review panning "Army of Darkness."
Roger Ebert wrote:
The movie isn't as funny or entertaining as "Evil Dead II," however, maybe because the comic approach seems recycled. Then again, the movie seems aimed at an audience of 14-year olds, who would have been 8 when "Evil Dead II" came out, so maybe this will all seem breathtakingly original.
It's an apt comparison because I consider DMC3 to be the "army of darkness" of video games. A game that eschews high handed literaryness in favor of nonstop asskicking. For example, when it's time for the female love interest's inevitable tearful monolouge about her dark past, it's accompanied by a kickass gunkata duel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8YUWC-tWNY
Turning your nose up at that is like complaining that the Max Payne games are too cliche or that Ash never seems to reload his shotgun.
And let me take a moment to address the "gay" issue that has everyone in a tizzy. DMC3 is a prequel and if Dante was walking around with an afro and bell bottoms everyone would have gotten the joke. But here Dante shows up wearing pretty much the exact outfit Eddie Murphy had on while telling gay-baiting jokes in his standup act "Raw" and everyone goes bezerk; almost like they're too young to remember the 80s. You say the game is too immature for anyone over 14, I say the game is too clever for the 14-year-olds rejecting it.
Like Dawn of War, God of War is a gorgeous game and a blast to play, but in terms of pure gameplay DMC3 wins out. Playing and mastering the game goes through stages as you uncover the game's depth. From desperately dodging and pecking bosses to death to getting the hang of things and shotgun blasting them in the face a point blank, to the point where survival is a secondary concern and the important thing is looking good and driving up the style meter as you play, like an ultraviolent Tony Hawk game.
Unfortunately, people aren't willing to take the time to learn the excellent combat system of DMC3 and instead run for the eye-candy of GOW or Ninja Gaiden. I'd call DMC3 the Kohan of action games except that title belongs to the incredibly awesome but critically reviled God Hand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyfbtSyX3mc
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qt3 is finally clearing out the riff raff. >:( by Jhoh Cable o_O 10/27/2006, 2:49am PDT 
By the way. ~________________________~ by Jhoh Cable o_O 10/27/2006, 2:51am PDT 
I discuss my banning with Qt3 member "K0NY" by I need clarification 10/28/2006, 4:56pm PDT 
I like how you turn into Jhoh when you're in troll mode. NT by Fussbett 10/28/2006, 5:19pm PDT 
K0NY fled to Tom Chick's enclave after being trolled mercilessly on NeoGAF :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 10/28/2006, 6:26pm PDT 
I have no idea what NeoGaf is so...no. I didn't. Stop telling lies, little girl. NT by Full Disclosure 10/28/2006, 7:22pm PDT 
HRAAAARRRRGGGHHH NOOOO YOOOUUU ARRE THE LITTLE GIRRRRRLLL! by RAGING KLINGON >>>:( 10/28/2006, 8:43pm PDT 
Re: I discuss my banning with Qt3 member "K0NY" by Full Disclosure 10/28/2006, 7:19pm PDT 
This reminds me of an episode of "Twilight Zone" by Mischief Maker 10/28/2006, 7:40pm PDT 
K0NY trolled by son, age 4, does more than buzz. by Jerry Whorebach 12/25/2006, 5:18pm PST 
K0NY banned from QT3, still welcome at Caltrops. by Jerry Whorebach 12/31/2006, 8:47pm PST 
Caltrops' own worm about to be banned next. NT by I need clarification 01/03/2007, 1:03am PST 
Re: Caltrops' own worm about to be banned next. by Bill Dungsroman 01/03/2007, 9:09am PST 
Re: Caltrops' own worm about to be banned next. by Mischief Maker 01/03/2007, 11:03am PST 
With kony banned we can finally get the last word in on him...4 days later. NT by Tom Chick's Lawyer 01/03/2007, 1:27pm PST 
And the fact that you're here making sure no-one talks shit about KONY makes you by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/03/2007, 6:26pm PST 
No, sorry, I'm just a guy reposting Bill's post from that QT3 thread. NT by Bill Dungsroman 01/03/2007, 6:18pm PST 
Nice job, JAGOFF! >:( NT by Ghost of missing creexul 01/03/2007, 11:39pm PST 
MORE DOTS! NT by Actual Creexul, right now 01/04/2007, 1:21am PST 
He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say, we'll miss him. by Maynard James Keenan 01/18/2007, 4:13am PST 
What did worm do? NT by Souffle of Pain 01/03/2007, 5:35pm PST 
Liked Devil May Cry 3. by Worm 01/03/2007, 6:29pm PST 
Link? NT by Mischief Maker 01/03/2007, 8:04pm PST 
Starts on number 6, carries on for all remaining pages. by Worm 01/03/2007, 10:54pm PST 
Tom Chick is the most mature securely heterosexual man we know NT by Impressed Qt3 readers 01/04/2007, 5:05am PST 
Qt3 never approved any of my attempts to register. I'm pre-emptively banned. NT by Mischief Maker 01/04/2007, 9:49am PST 
Register as 'Mischief Queller'. NT by Worm 01/04/2007, 9:58am PST 
Haha, I bet it'd work, too. NT by laudablepuss 01/04/2007, 10:53am PST 
I'm done with that thread. by Worm 01/04/2007, 12:16pm PST 
Oh one more post please by Mischief Queller 01/04/2007, 6:13pm PST 
Whatever, I'll read all that when I get tired of SEX MINIGAME. (Never.) NT by Tom Chick 01/04/2007, 6:46pm PST 
I spoil you, by Worm 01/04/2007, 7:26pm PST 
XXXcellent NT by Mischief Queller 01/04/2007, 7:58pm PST 
Qt3 is made up of grown men? For real? by Flavio 01/19/2007, 3:35am PST 
Who cares, it's just another button-operated "video game" from Japan. NT by Post-It 01/04/2007, 10:10pm PST 
As opposed to games you operate by manipulating your Wii NT by Emo Masturbation 01/04/2007, 10:21pm PST 
Whoa, that's the awesomest thread ever (without any writing by me.) by Zseni 01/04/2007, 7:16pm PST 
The best part is they all think *sunglasses* that THEY'RE the ones trolling. NT by YAAAAAAAH! 01/04/2007, 11:42pm PST 
DMC3 = 14 year old wank fest, GoW = adult fare? NT by What? NT 01/05/2007, 8:58pm PST 
Also, it's widely known that playing DMC makes you gay. by Tom Chick 02/21/2007, 3:13am PST 
Remember when Tom chose video games over sex with a woman? NT by Shoot Club 02/21/2007, 4:36am PST 
I am VERY UPSET with you right now by RepoMan 01/17/2007, 10:24pm PST 
Re: I am VERY UPSET with you right now by Garden Hose 01/18/2007, 1:30am PST 
Re: I am VERY UPSET with you right now by Souffle of Pain 01/18/2007, 3:45am PST 
You're hating a little too much now: reel it in NT by The Haterade 01/18/2007, 12:22pm PST 
Re: I am VERY UPSET with you right now by Jhoh Cable o_O 01/18/2007, 1:19pm PST 
You were post-emptively banned. NT by Fussbett 01/18/2007, 1:35pm PST 
Does my qt3 registration being rejected count? :( NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 01/18/2007, 11:55pm PST 
Oh, you were post AND pre-emptively banned? Disguise your name better! NT by Fussbett 01/19/2007, 2:10am PST 
I'm in baad(asssss) company. by Jerry Whorebach 01/22/2007, 2:11am PST 
Just read the thread this spawned. Worm's contribution was predictably on-point. by Jerry Whorebach 01/22/2007, 2:30am PST 
I posted recently. by Worm 01/22/2007, 3:30am PST 
COLORS! (colors! colors!) by Fussbett 01/22/2007, 11:59am PST 
Re: Just read the thread this spawned. Worm's contribution was predictably on-po by Quentin Beck 01/22/2007, 8:19pm PST 
Re: Just read the thread this spawned. Worm's contribution was predictably on-po by Flabby-o 01/22/2007, 11:21pm PST 
Re: Just read the thread this spawned. Worm's contribution was predictably on-po by Souffle of Pain 01/23/2007, 1:54pm PST 
Eight pages in, I'm officially calling the best part of this thread. by Jerry Whorebach 01/23/2007, 7:34pm PST 
Lots of great stuff there by Souffle of Pain 01/23/2007, 9:26pm PST 
Re: Lots of great stuff there by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/24/2007, 12:46pm PST 
Re: Lots of great stuff there by Souffle of Pain 01/24/2007, 1:02pm PST 
Not so bad and it seems to wash over eventually. NT by Worm 01/24/2007, 1:22pm PST 
Yes. Bill should get over it as well. NT by Tatters 01/24/2007, 1:49pm PST 
It's "tatters" mutherfucker NT by ATORS Inc. 01/24/2007, 6:23pm PST 
If anyone is still reading, BDR is disintegrating (again) over there. NT by I need clarification 01/24/2007, 12:22am PST 
what's your identicon look like? NT by :( 01/24/2007, 1:04am PST 
Re: I'm in baad(asssss) company. by Uwe Boll's Punching Bag 01/22/2007, 2:06pm PST 
Things being as they are in the real world, I see no difference between the GTA NT by Khelavaster 01/22/2007, 8:36pm PST 
AND KILLING JEWS^ NT by Khelavaster 01/22/2007, 8:37pm PST 
Don't get me wrong, I like Caltrops, but they're deffinately trolls. by Guido Jones 01/26/2007, 6:18pm PST 
I heard about them trolls from caltrops. by Jhoh Cable o_O 01/26/2007, 6:35pm PST 
Dogpiles, mocking, and taunting are the only ways to defeat them. NT by Worm 01/26/2007, 6:48pm PST 
Add "trying to make them read usenet" to that list. by anonymous 01/27/2007, 4:46pm PST 
Re: Add "trying to make them read usenet" to that list. by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/27/2007, 5:26pm PST 
Re: Don't get me wrong, I like Caltrops, but they're deffinately trolls. by Guido Jones 01/26/2007, 6:53pm PST 
Everyone go back and review that thread by Entropy Stew 02/22/2007, 10:25pm PST 
Re: Everyone go back and review that thread by Quentin Beck 02/22/2007, 11:58pm PST 
Fussbett is a terrier with a vendetta NT by Tom Chick 01/27/2007, 8:12pm PST 
No Mutants Allowed has little tolerance for contradictory opinions >:( by Jerry Whorebach 02/06/2007, 1:39am PST 
He totally got the last word(burn) by Bodybag 10/28/2006, 7:42pm PDT 
Why would a guy who works for freakin' SONY possibly talk to a nobody like me? NT by Jerry Whorebach 10/28/2006, 8:09pm PDT 
THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN POSTING AIM LOGS WITHOUT PERMISSION by Jhoh Cable o_O 10/28/2006, 8:43pm PDT 
K0NY reacts to news of his banning from Qt3 by I need clarification 02/25/2009, 7:23am PST 
Loving the bits where he pretends to not know/care about the ban. NT by Fussbett 02/25/2009, 7:24am PST 
I didn't write this today! GASP by Fussbett 02/25/2009, 7:41am PST 
Oh great now ICJ broke TIME ITSELF NT by Entropy Stew 02/25/2009, 7:59am PST 
Re: K0NY reacts to news of his banning from Qt3 by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/25/2009, 7:41am PST 
I guess this INSIGHT is a little outdated hm. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/25/2009, 7:43am PST 
Re: K0NY reacts to news of his banning from Qt3 by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/25/2009, 8:20am PST 
Also perhaps if they did not post quite so often. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/25/2009, 8:41am PST 
This might be the best exchange in the history of the site by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/27/2008, 11:55pm PDT 
Chairman Chick repeals more liberties! Voting privledges REVOKED! by Standford Smorza II 02/10/2007, 3:33pm PST 
Chairman Chick repeals more liberties! Voting privledges REVOKED! by Standford Smorza II 02/10/2007, 3:34pm PST 
My bisexual experimentation phase (SHOCK! HORROR!) is behind me now. NT by RepoMan 02/10/2007, 4:45pm PST 
I'm back to monosexual. With men. NT by ZING! 02/10/2007, 9:37pm PST 
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