Jerry Whorebach wrote:

He's unconscious. My neighbour runs over and puts him in some gay Judo hold until the police arrive. The police... they try their best, but they can't even take posession of him until they've collected statements and are prepared to make an arrest on specific charges. Meanwhile my neighbour and I are trying to keep him pinned as he regains consciousness without doing anything that might get us arrested too, like breaking his goddamn legs, while the cops just stand there and watch with utility belts full of handcuffs and zip ties.