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by Man in Gorilla Suit 10/28/2004, 2:15pm PDT |
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Gabe from VALVe! wrote:
INC: I'd have to spend ~$1500 to build a system that could run it
What?
HL2 Requirements:
700mhz Processor
128 mb of RAM
64 mb Video Card
When INC was accessing the Internet exclusively from his cell phone (and its 90x90 resolution or whatever it was) he spent the entire time drunk, angry, inconsolable, belligerent and cradled within the brooding teat of madness. Asking him to play Half-Life II on a computer running at 700MHz would mean a 320x200 resolution and four available colors, two of which are cyan and magenta. Furthermore, the RAM would be installed in sidecars and if ever there was someone who had a Steam account likely to be terminated, it would be the guy who depicted the company founder getting his crank on as a Borg Aqua-cop, and --
Actually, it occurs to me that you were probably making fun of Valve's original system requirements. I'm going to put a shitty name in the author's field and live-abort this post. |
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Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude by FABIO 10/25/2004, 2:38am PDT 
Where are the tits!? NT by do we see 'em in the game?! 10/25/2004, 9:34am PDT 
Tits yes, box/boners no, Euros get everything, you are pathetic. NT by kthor 10/25/2004, 9:53am PDT 
Is the amusement value worth the judgemental stares of the video store chick? by Debaser 10/25/2004, 5:55pm PDT 
WTF just tell her your name. "Debaser's gots to DEBASE, honey." NT by Ray of Light 10/25/2004, 7:12pm PDT 
yeah, wouldn't want to turn off the HOT HOT chicks of Blockbuster by FABIO 10/25/2004, 9:19pm PDT 
I think it is actually spelled "cum laude." NT by Fullofkittens 10/25/2004, 9:35pm PDT 
Let me help you. by Mister helper 10/25/2004, 9:53pm PDT 
I once wanted to work at a video store by FABIO 10/26/2004, 5:02am PDT 
Re: yeah, wouldn't want to turn off the HOT HOT chicks of Blockbuster by Debaser 10/25/2004, 10:32pm PDT 
I think you're the wank posting Mysterio NT by Raised 10/25/2004, 10:49pm PDT 
I Wish by Debaser 10/25/2004, 10:51pm PDT 
Re: I Wish by Fussbett 10/26/2004, 10:20am PDT 
Re: yeah, wouldn't want to turn off the HOT HOT chicks of Blockbuster by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/26/2004, 10:53am PDT 
Re: yeah, wouldn't want to turn off the HOT HOT chicks of Blockbuster by Creexul :( 10/26/2004, 2:40pm PDT 
Re: yeah, wouldn't want to turn off the HOT HOT chicks of Blockbuster by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/26/2004, 2:54pm PDT 
Re: yeah, wouldn't want to turn off the HOT HOT chicks of Blockbuster by Creexul :( 10/26/2004, 4:08pm PDT 
Re: yeah, wouldn't want to turn off the HOT HOT chicks of Blockbuster by Creexul :( 10/26/2004, 4:09pm PDT 
Re: yeah, wouldn't want to turn off the HOT HOT chicks of Blockbuster by I need clarification 10/26/2004, 8:24pm PDT 
Re: yeah, wouldn't want to turn off the HOT HOT chicks of Blockbuster by Gabe from VALVe! 10/28/2004, 1:47pm PDT 
Re: yeah, wouldn't want to turn off the HOT HOT chicks of Blockbuster by Man in Gorilla Suit 10/28/2004, 2:15pm PDT 
Re: yeah, wouldn't want to turn off the HOT HOT chicks of Blockbuster by Gabe from VALVe! 10/28/2004, 3:31pm PDT 
Frankly, the title alone is worth the price of admission! NT by Matt Drudge 10/29/2004, 4:22am PDT 
And like...I'm maggot feed! by Unger "The Hunger" Dead Sold-juh 10/29/2004, 10:40am PDT 
This Gag Keeps Getting funnier and funnier! by Caltrops Local #471 10/29/2004, 12:52pm PDT 
Even the anonymous losers are getting sick of the anonymous losers. =( NT by Fullofkittens 10/29/2004, 1:00pm PDT 
Because the named losers don't seem to be upholding the standards. by Anonymous loser #31 10/29/2004, 1:41pm PDT 
I'm sick of FOK by Mysterio 10/29/2004, 6:15pm PDT 
Re: I'm sick of FOK by Fullofkittens 10/29/2004, 6:50pm PDT 
your creexul is for shit, please ape someone else. by Mysterio 10/30/2004, 12:21am PDT 
Anonymous asshole jealous of ability. Nobody cares. by William H. Hayt, Jr. 10/30/2004, 1:06am PDT 
mrs.j do the defence of music and his homo AIM pal. by Mysterio 10/30/2004, 3:27am PDT 
Re: your creexul is for shit, please ape someone else. by The Internet 10/30/2004, 1:51am PDT 
FoK needs an Ator too, to defend Fok. NT by Mysterio 10/30/2004, 3:29am PDT 
defender without a clue by Mysterio 10/30/2004, 4:17am PDT 
OH WAIT ONE MORE THING NT by The Internet 10/30/2004, 4:28am PDT 
What NT by Mysterio 10/30/2004, 4:50am PDT 
I don't know who The Internet is. by Fullofkittens 10/30/2004, 8:06am PDT 
Re: I don't know who The Internet is. by Kab(uke) Seme 10/30/2004, 12:48pm PDT 
Re: your creexul is for shit, please ape someone else. by Mysterio 10/30/2004, 1:57am PDT 
Re: your creexul is for shit, please ape someone else. by Fullofkittens 10/30/2004, 7:45am PDT 
Mysterios! by Mysterio 10/31/2004, 6:00pm PST 
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