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Re: yeah, wouldn't want to turn off the HOT HOT chicks of Blockbuster by Man in Gorilla Suit 10/28/2004, 2:15pm PDT
Gabe from VALVe! wrote:

INC: I'd have to spend ~$1500 to build a system that could run it

What?
HL2 Requirements:
700mhz Processor
128 mb of RAM
64 mb Video Card


When INC was accessing the Internet exclusively from his cell phone (and its 90x90 resolution or whatever it was) he spent the entire time drunk, angry, inconsolable, belligerent and cradled within the brooding teat of madness. Asking him to play Half-Life II on a computer running at 700MHz would mean a 320x200 resolution and four available colors, two of which are cyan and magenta. Furthermore, the RAM would be installed in sidecars and if ever there was someone who had a Steam account likely to be terminated, it would be the guy who depicted the company founder getting his crank on as a Borg Aqua-cop, and --

Actually, it occurs to me that you were probably making fun of Valve's original system requirements. I'm going to put a shitty name in the author's field and live-abort this post.
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        yeah, wouldn't want to turn off the HOT HOT chicks of Blockbuster by FABIO 10/25/2004, 9:19pm PDT NEW
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            Re: yeah, wouldn't want to turn off the HOT HOT chicks of Blockbuster by Debaser 10/25/2004, 10:32pm PDT NEW
                I think you're the wank posting Mysterio NT by Raised 10/25/2004, 10:49pm PDT NEW
                    I Wish by Debaser 10/25/2004, 10:51pm PDT NEW
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                Re: yeah, wouldn't want to turn off the HOT HOT chicks of Blockbuster by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/26/2004, 10:53am PDT NEW
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                        Re: yeah, wouldn't want to turn off the HOT HOT chicks of Blockbuster by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/26/2004, 2:54pm PDT NEW
                            Re: yeah, wouldn't want to turn off the HOT HOT chicks of Blockbuster by Creexul :( 10/26/2004, 4:08pm PDT NEW
                                Re: yeah, wouldn't want to turn off the HOT HOT chicks of Blockbuster by Creexul :( 10/26/2004, 4:09pm PDT NEW
                            Re: yeah, wouldn't want to turn off the HOT HOT chicks of Blockbuster by I need clarification 10/26/2004, 8:24pm PDT NEW
                                Re: yeah, wouldn't want to turn off the HOT HOT chicks of Blockbuster by Gabe from VALVe! 10/28/2004, 1:47pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: yeah, wouldn't want to turn off the HOT HOT chicks of Blockbuster by Man in Gorilla Suit 10/28/2004, 2:15pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: yeah, wouldn't want to turn off the HOT HOT chicks of Blockbuster by Gabe from VALVe! 10/28/2004, 3:31pm PDT NEW
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                                        OH WAIT ONE MORE THING NT by The Internet 10/30/2004, 4:28am PDT NEW
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                                    Re: your creexul is for shit, please ape someone else. by Fullofkittens 10/30/2004, 7:45am PDT NEW
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