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[quote name="Man in Gorilla Suit"][quote name="Gabe from VALVe!"][quote]<B><FONT color=pink>INC</FONT></B>: I'd have to spend ~$1500 to build a system that could run it[/quote] What? [quote]HL2 Requirements: 700mhz Processor 128 mb of RAM 64 mb Video Card[/quote][/quote] When INC was accessing the Internet exclusively from his cell phone (and its 90x90 resolution or whatever it was) he spent the entire time drunk, angry, inconsolable, belligerent and cradled within the brooding teat of madness. Asking him to play <b>Half-Life II</b> on a computer running at 700MHz would mean a 320x200 resolution and four available colors, two of which are cyan and magenta. Furthermore, the RAM would be installed in sidecars and if ever there was someone who had a Steam account likely to be terminated, it would be the guy who depicted the company founder getting his crank on as a Borg Aqua-cop, and -- Actually, it occurs to me that you were probably making fun of Valve's original system requirements. I'm going to put a shitty name in the author's field and live-abort this post.[/quote]