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| Net Wank by Mysterio 10/27/2004, 5:37pm PDT | ||||
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| I've never eaten my own cum, but I once stuck my finger up my ass in the shower.
After lifting weights, I sometimes feel like fucking teenage boys. How's it going? I hadn't wanked in a week because I'd been busy and there were a number of important things happening over the week that I didn't want ruined by the bad karma caused by my Sins of Oman. However, last night while tired and not even in the mood, I stupidly felt that because I'd been 'off' for a week I was owed a GOOD wank. After a week off that's usually true, but I'd been blessed with good fortune that week and had difficulty justifying it as me getting back at the Gods, but, fuck it, they'd already paid me my good fortune and it's not like they could take it back so I thought I'd just look at some porn without the intention of jerking off and take it from there. Basically, I didn't have the balls to wank in cold blood. Needless to say, the eventual wank was poor. Mostly because I was tired, but also because I was indecisive, spending 10 minutes dicking between a video and some pics over the moneyshot. Like it even fucking matters. I've had so many wanks; you'd think I'd loosen up. You'd think I'd get better at them, but I just get better at hiding them and finding wank material. I think I lack important wank fundamentals. Traits like decisiveness, commitment, confidence, and an easy going attitude would really come in handy. It's not so bad with rape fantasies because they have momentum. I'm coming through the window with a knife, etc... There's a story to follow. I'm not switching from one girl to the next wondering if I can see enough of her leg to make it worth cumming over. I stare at actual live women, discreetly, and try so hard to remember everthing about them so I can 'take them home' and have their memory make my porn seem realer. On the street, I find myself trying to fit women to my stock of porn. "She'd suit Sophia; she'd really make Sophia come to life. Make sure you get a good look at her legs." If I see someone who fits one of my girls like a glove, I have to wank or I feel I've wasted an opportunity. Having real life familiar looking girls in your short term memory really helps. |
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