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| The first hour is character development; this is totally superfluous in a movie starring six women. There's a competent asian, a middle-aged one, a spunky lesbian, a wallflower with depth, a scientist with big tits, and the prettiest one (who's also a headcase). Surprise! Bring on act 2.
Act 2 is ten minutes long. It highlights some of the problems you encounter when a group of people lacking reason and accountability undertake a dangerous activity. Act 3 features monsters specially designed to be inferior to our protagonists. Although "perfectly evolved to live and hunt in these caves" (thanks, jugs!), their bat-sonar can't discriminate rockface from tender woman-flesh, and they always shout a warning to their prey before pouncing. Most of the third act is shovey-shove matches dragging out until whatever woman is involved remembers that she's holding a rock hammer. Negative! |
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Descent is DEEEEcent by 08/20/2006, 9:11pm PDT  I can't believe that you *wanted* that ending. by 08/20/2006, 10:20pm PDT Re: I can't believe that you *wanted* that ending. by 08/21/2006, 5:04am PDT UK vs US ending (actually saw it now)(spoilers) by 08/27/2006, 7:59pm PDT okay good, commenting before you saw it would have been silly by 08/27/2006, 8:20pm PDT Re: okay good, commenting before you saw it would have been silly by 08/27/2006, 9:00pm PDT Man by 09/03/2006, 10:38pm PDT Thanks pal NT by 09/03/2006, 10:51pm PDT |
