Forum Overview :: King's Quest III

Never start a fight but always escalate it until something really bad happens. by Jerry Whorebach 08/27/2006, 4:48am PDT Scorpia threw down the gauntlet with her pathetic junior jumble of a challenge. Six hours later I picked up that gauntlet and rammed it so hard into her stomach that her cunt flipped from an innie to an outie. Now I'm going to give her a chance to reclaim some of the respect that all of her readers will inevitably lose for her when they turn on their computers at 7:00am this morning after they take their power walk around riverside park and stop to point at ducks and tell youngsters who just woke up in the bushes where they stopped to vomit a few hours ago that one of them is called a "mallard" or some faggot shit. The rules: exactly the same rules Scorpia layed out last night. I play hard but I play fair. The descriptions: just one, but it's loaded for bear and ready to beat you stupid and fuck you silly. In fucktard useless hintpage terms, that means it's "diabolically" tricky! 1. Story of Fingers Satan

I put that slut Scorpia in her place -- THE KITCHEN! by Jerry Whorebach 08/27/2006, 2:57am PDT     Never start a fight but always escalate it until something really bad happens. by Jerry Whorebach 08/27/2006, 4:48am PDT         Manos: the Hand of Fate. NT by Creexul :( 08/27/2006, 4:56am PDT             If Scorpia herself will NEVER solve it, what slim chance might you have? by Jerry Whorebach 08/27/2006, 5:06am PDT         Digital Devil Saga by Bodybag 08/27/2006, 2:22pm PDT             Congratulations, you are also smarter than Scorpia. NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/27/2006, 5:46pm PDT     Tonight I sprung my shit on her. by Jerry Whorebach 08/28/2006, 3:53am PDT         WHOA! Caltrops posters are HARD! NT by Softie 08/28/2006, 8:13am PDT             Our intense and passionate sense of struggle and loss really matters to us. by Jerry Whorebach 08/28/2006, 6:46pm PDT                 So tell us, Jerry. How did it all go? With Scorpia? NT by Mysterio 05/29/2021, 6:53pm PDT                     Yes. What a goddamn lunatic. by Mysterio 05/29/2021, 8:42pm PDT                     This is kind of how I picture Jerry. by blackwater 06/01/2021, 4:26pm PDT                         Re: This is kind of how I picture Jerry. by Mysterio 06/01/2021, 7:14pm PDT                     Why are you people digging up 15-year-old posts to cancel Jerry? NT by MM 06/01/2021, 7:30pm PDT                         He cannot be cancelled. He is a star. NT by Vidinfox 06/01/2021, 8:15pm PDT                         I only meant to post Roberta Williams rumors, I didn't mean to cancel anybody! by Roop 06/02/2021, 1:06pm PDT                         Re: Why are you people digging up 15-year-old posts to cancel Jerry? by That Mysterio 06/02/2021, 6:26pm PDT