Forum Overview :: King's Quest III :: Never start a fight but always escalate it until something really bad happens.

[quote name="Jerry Whorebach"]Scorpia threw down the gauntlet with her pathetic junior jumble of a challenge. Six hours later I picked up that gauntlet and rammed it so hard into her stomach that her cunt flipped from an innie to an outie. Now I'm going to give her a chance to reclaim some of the respect that all of her readers will inevitably lose for her when they turn on their computers at 7:00am this morning after they take their power walk around riverside park and stop to point at ducks and tell youngsters who just woke up in the bushes where they stopped to vomit a few hours ago that one of them is called a "mallard" or some faggot shit. The rules: exactly the same rules Scorpia layed out last night. I play <i>hard</i> but I play <i>fair</i>. The descriptions: just one, but it's loaded for bear and ready to beat you stupid and fuck you silly. In fucktard useless hintpage terms, that means it's "diabolically" tricky! <b>1. Story of Fingers Satan</b>[/quote]