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well, one thing's for sure: I am adulterer than her by Ray of Light 06/28/2006, 3:12am PDT
Ray: xkcd.com/c44.html
Creexul: :(
Ray: it doesn't matter if you don't like it. You're just a TOY to me


Zseni IS human. And, just like a human, she fears me because she doesn't understand me. Here are the men Zseni does understand:
  • Brass Rings: Men of esteem--power, wealth, popularity, talent--have something Zseni wants. A strict diet of resentment and sly manipulation allows her to digest their brazen maleness.
  • Revenue Streams: Whether they're doing the dishes or servicing her debt or testdriving her panties, domitable men can be put to a million different uses.
  • Homosexuals: Men who hug and kiss other men can provide a catty, joyless comraderie that's indistinguishable from friendship (if you learned about socialization from a fat mom and anime).
  • Confections: Pure milk chocolate, cast in the shape of a man, it's delicious. She eats them feet first.


One day, I hope to add a fifth entry ("Ray").
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Here's why Zseni hates Ray by Fussbett 06/27/2006, 11:43pm PDT NEW
    Even so, Ray shut up a whole lot after Zseni said she was back with her man. by Quentin Beck 06/28/2006, 12:05am PDT NEW
    So she hates him because she's crazy? I'm surprised she needed to explain that. NT by I need clarification 06/28/2006, 1:04am PDT NEW
    well, one thing's for sure: I am adulterer than her by Ray of Light 06/28/2006, 3:12am PDT NEW
 
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