Forum Overview :: Big Brain Academy :: well, one thing's for sure: I am adulterer than her

[quote name="Ray of Light"][quote] <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: <a href="http://xkcd.com/c44.html">xkcd.com/c44.html</a> <font color=yellow>Creexul</font>: :( <font color=lightgreen>Ray</font>: it doesn't matter if you don't like it. You're just a TOY to me [/quote] Zseni IS human. And, <i>just like a human</i>, she fears me because she doesn't understand me. Here are the men Zseni <i>does</i> understand: <ul><li><b>Brass Rings</b>: Men of esteem--power, wealth, popularity, talent--have something Zseni wants. A strict diet of resentment and sly manipulation allows her to digest their brazen maleness.<li><b>Revenue Streams</b>: Whether they're doing the dishes or servicing her debt or testdriving her panties, domitable men can be put to a million different uses.<li><b>Homosexuals</b>: Men who hug and kiss other men can provide a catty, joyless comraderie that's indistinguishable from friendship (if you learned about socialization from a fat mom and anime).<li><b>Confections</b>: Pure milk chocolate, cast in the shape of a man, it's delicious. She eats them feet first.</ul> One day, I hope to add a fifth entry ("Ray").[/quote]